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"Once upon a time, at ACL" A message to all the fray zergs out there
 

Ninja lost to Pezz in a game.
Things would never be the same.
Pezz approached with the offer of a shake of the hand.
Ninja declined, he wouldn't meet Pezz's demand.
Instead he climbed down from the stage.
When you looked into his eyes, all you could see was rage.



Later that day, he could be seen in shame.
He let everyone know "Protoss is lame".
This isn't Wings of liberty, was his claim.
In Heart of the Swarm, Protoss wasn't as tame.
Was that just an excuse, or was Blizzard to blame?
Either way, it's only a game.



A few weeks later, they met on ladder.
Ninja had a lead, for Pezz it couldn't be badder.
Yet Pezz would not die, he was landing his storms.
Ninja complained, how can you handle the swarm?
My units cannot beat your army. How is this fair?
To which Pezz responded, maybe you should go PAST lair...



In a rage, Pezz went to a stream.
He complained about Ninja, he said "that guy lacks self-esteem".
Petraeus, another fray zerg stuck up for Ninja and replied.
It's not his fault, it's the way you play he said (with snide).



Petraeus then met Pezz on ladder, and beat him with ease.
Pezz admitted his lost, and GGd.
They met again, this time on Belshir.
Pezz liked all inning on this particular stratosphere...
And so he thats precisely what he did. And he won!
Yet once again, like his teammate, petraeus did not gg?
Is this a pattern, that we see?



I think the answer to most is clear.
When a fray zergs enters a game they will disappear.
They won't show respect.
They won't shake your hand.
They won't admit their loss.
They just won't give in to what I demand.



In all seriousness, I jest. I felt like writing a poem, no hard feelings to the fray zergs. Fray is an awesome team.

Just thought I'd share a poem before the next ACL to build some HYPE YO! Too bad I might not even meet them at the tournament.

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Sounds like a great opportunity... good luck to all involved!

10/10 thread of the year would read a million times i hope pezz beats hut

Re: "Once upon a time, at ACL" A message to all the fray zergs out there
 

BEST POEM EVER!

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Truer words have never been spoken

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the main problem with fray is that it isnt fraay #fraayforever #featurespook #spookformvp

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10/10 A++ Would root again

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lollllllllllllll

Re: "Once upon a time, at ACL" A message to all the fray zergs out there
 

RAP BATTLE ************

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I can't ******* rhyme for shit
I'll ******* rek you ACL syd.

Re: "Once upon a time, at ACL" A message to all the fray zergs out there
 

u forgot to write about the part where i beat u on ladder after u bm'd me

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LOL

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fuark so many shots fired #onelove#chadmann

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I'll one up this one.


Roses are red
Violets are gray
When you fart
You blow me away

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Hah that was playful banter at the start of the game and I ggd at the end too

I think it's more BM that you posted it on sc2sea.

DAE FRAY ZERGS ARE LITERALLY HITLER???

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Roses are red
Violets are red
Tulips are red
The grass is red
Oh, shit
My garden is on fire

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Congrats on beating me in a game,
Bragging about beating my name,
You troll and bait and
Brag and grate
You really really aren't so great.
The ladder game was like a month ago,
I just would like for you to know,
I'm not exactly Idra mate.

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I lol'd pretty hard

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AHAHAHA

okay this is the best blog ever

Re: "Once upon a time, at ACL" A message to all the fray zergs out there
 

please continue this poem battle, this is hilarious

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Good sh!t, good sh!t

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you can ******* swear you ******* **** you arent in a bloody church. ****

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ok sir spook, I am sorry

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you don't swear in church? wow spook you've gone soft

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$*(#*$&*( FRAY ZERGS ALL SUCK BM ETC ETC

"no hard feelings to the fray zergs"

LOL

Re: "Once upon a time, at ACL" A message to all the fray zergs out there
 

fray zergs are brilliant in social situations!

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If you say no offence you have license to say what ever you want. Don't you know that Light?

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Pezz, you're a genius. Please never leave.