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how to be amazing at picking up women.
 

Sup anxious kids, and awkward f*gs, today I will teach you how to be Alpha as fuark.
1.have a shower
2. Wear good clothes, if you're shredded brah wear tight clothes for the aesthetic bonus.
3. decent shoes, dont look like a ******* toolbag wearing nike TN's or some gay shit like that.
4. Get some good deodorant
5. like anything in life, start small. test your abilities on the whale in your science class. you feel 100% confident about that amirite? now duplicate your confidence to other women.
6. Women are obviously lesser then males, sure they can cook, 80% of professional cooks are male, most inventions are made by males, cars were made my males, you know your better then them, they use intuition you use logic. women are also insecure.
7. approach a woman , dont say " hi" or something, most people will think you're crazy or some shit, just ask for directions and lead onto something else later.
8.dont say, hey can i have ur number, just steal their phone. jk.
9. use your intuition on what to say, when, all those ****** PUA guys have one liners and shit, just be confident and smart.
10. be alpha.
11. GLHF

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thanks.
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I'll keep this in mind for when i fall into a slump

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epic thread

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What is this, I don't even.

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Someone get Pinder in there, we need some winning

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Worse OP in history, even for a blog! if you're gonna ask pple to ask you for advice at least put some effort into making a proper introduction and give some credentials so people actually want to ask. Right now it just looks like a trollol post and I will be removing this blog tomorrow if there's still no content.

And besides theres already a big "PUA" thread on tl.

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Hello there!

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NEW SMACKTALK THREAD! YES!!

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Also Husky's "I totally wanna Nydus your main."
trust me, works everytime

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woah calm your beard nirvana.

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I knew my game was missing something >.<

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this is a much better OP and was hilarious, thanks.

here are some other lol gems to "up" ur game!

12. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better."
This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.

13. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness.
If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really hard until she cries (this
will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are).

14. Once a month, sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls
are like dogs; they love to be roughed up.

15. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If
she is, say "you better be." Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will
show her you care.

16. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be
her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and
every girl needs some improvement.

(these are jokes btw lol)

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17.stop juding yourself, that's what women do. i know fat guys, broke guys, gay guys ,and white guys that can pick up women, learn to not give a **** about anything and give the lowest amount of **** humanly possible.

see video : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulIOr...Q&feature=plcp

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Haha, lol'd at Nirvana's #15! ^-^

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18. Say you play Starcraft 2, and she'll be all over you. Girls dig guys that play Starcraft 2.

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I... dont even

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I think you should stop giving away your secrets Nirvana :P

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oh and...

#18. Girls like shiny things!

#19. When conversing with a lady, make sure you give her a gift of assorted salad vegies, sliced bread, condiments and an apron. Ladies love making sandwiches, especially if her apron matches her nail colour. Bonus points if its got sparkles.

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Quoted for truth.

#20 Ladies also love really nice smelling things. Like a top notch laundry powder. You know, one of those ones with fabric softener in it. Buy her plenty of it as a "just because" present. She'll love the thoughtfulness of your gesture, and also do lots of laundry pre / post sandwich making.