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mGG's NembotEllie is malfunctioning
 

Okay, so I know a number of people of the community here know of mGGNemesis, the lovable, dark templar using, extremely manner Protoss, but most of all, Chase's bff ^_^
But unfortunately, NembotElie has been experiencing a number of malfunctions and strange behaviour both mechanically and socially, which I believe need to be addressed by mGG's leadership team in case her conditioning worsens, which would be a very unfortunate turn of events.

Exhibit A

Here we see Nembot, instead of her preprogrammed native language, use some sort of unknown, unpronouncable "chasepls" that seems both strange grammatically and in context of almost every thinkable context. This emotion has never been seen in Nem before (I know cuz we bestest friendds for lyf yo)
I have never ever seen this use of "pls" before

Except for in TCP chat



Exhibit B

Here we see Nembot using more strange language, used by TCPstormz in the previous image.
"brb crying :'(" symbolises emotion, something Nembot was not programmed with. Emotion is for the weak, mGG's DrGoose and Alpha both knew programming a robot with emotions would only lead to problems in the long run, so they left the emotive chip unactivated within her CPU. I believe somehow this chip has activated, which must be addressed so Nembot can be fixed before something goes wrong, or in some rare cases, an emotional breakdown which will cause her to leak oil out of her robotic eyes, possibly damaging her circuits, saddening Chasu :'(

Exhibit C

Lastly, Nembot has managed to take out Korean Master players, meaning something is broken with her "Platinum level Protoss only" drive. I believe it has been either accelerated or broken. Maybe both. This is unacceptable and must be reverted immediately. I haven't even beaten a Korean Master yet. The fact that I can't play on Kr doesn't change anything, NembotElie's extremely fast and unnatural improvement is a clear malfunction that will only cause problems somehow. I don't actually know. I think it's a good thing? Oh well revert it anyway!

Conclusion
From this clear conclusive evidence, it is clear to me that NembotElie has been spending too much time playing teams TCPstormz.
Using her extremely superior Nembot skills to not only understand, but adapt and incorporate this foreign language into her everyday vocabulary, as well as stormz's mad skillz. yo.

I believe that in order to solve this problem, we should either all hit Nembot with hammers until the foreign matter that she has memorized has been pummelled out of existence, or we could upgrade NembotElie to NembotElie 2.0 with new gold plated titanium chasis for only $250,000,000.99 ¢ (comes with an inbuilt Tv )

or we could all admit Chase is the best player in the history of SC2, which will solve the problem quite easily. This is the option I believe would work the best.

Chase > xGKingdelete's offrace (even though he almost beat me)
xGKingdelete > mOOnGlaDe in SEACL
mOOnGlaDe > MC @ Battlenet Championship
MC = Former GSL champion
Therefore Chase = GSL Champion

Thank you for reading my blog ^_^ SEA

PS: Bonus points if you noticed the googly eyes on the Hybrid in the last pic