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mGG's NembotEllie is malfunctioning
 

Okay, so I know a number of people of the community here know of mGGNemesis, the lovable, dark templar using, extremely manner Protoss, but most of all, Chase's bff ^_^
But unfortunately, NembotElie has been experiencing a number of malfunctions and strange behaviour both mechanically and socially, which I believe need to be addressed by mGG's leadership team in case her conditioning worsens, which would be a very unfortunate turn of events.

Exhibit A

Here we see Nembot, instead of her preprogrammed native language, use some sort of unknown, unpronouncable "chasepls" that seems both strange grammatically and in context of almost every thinkable context. This emotion has never been seen in Nem before (I know cuz we bestest friendds for lyf yo)
I have never ever seen this use of "pls" before

Except for in TCP chat



Exhibit B

Here we see Nembot using more strange language, used by TCPstormz in the previous image.
"brb crying :'(" symbolises emotion, something Nembot was not programmed with. Emotion is for the weak, mGG's DrGoose and Alpha both knew programming a robot with emotions would only lead to problems in the long run, so they left the emotive chip unactivated within her CPU. I believe somehow this chip has activated, which must be addressed so Nembot can be fixed before something goes wrong, or in some rare cases, an emotional breakdown which will cause her to leak oil out of her robotic eyes, possibly damaging her circuits, saddening Chasu :'(

Exhibit C

Lastly, Nembot has managed to take out Korean Master players, meaning something is broken with her "Platinum level Protoss only" drive. I believe it has been either accelerated or broken. Maybe both. This is unacceptable and must be reverted immediately. I haven't even beaten a Korean Master yet. The fact that I can't play on Kr doesn't change anything, NembotElie's extremely fast and unnatural improvement is a clear malfunction that will only cause problems somehow. I don't actually know. I think it's a good thing? Oh well revert it anyway!

Conclusion
From this clear conclusive evidence, it is clear to me that NembotElie has been spending too much time playing teams TCPstormz.
Using her extremely superior Nembot skills to not only understand, but adapt and incorporate this foreign language into her everyday vocabulary, as well as stormz's mad skillz. yo.

I believe that in order to solve this problem, we should either all hit Nembot with hammers until the foreign matter that she has memorized has been pummelled out of existence, or we could upgrade NembotElie to NembotElie 2.0 with new gold plated titanium chasis for only $250,000,000.99 ¢ (comes with an inbuilt Tv )

or we could all admit Chase is the best player in the history of SC2, which will solve the problem quite easily. This is the option I believe would work the best.

Chase > xGKingdelete's offrace (even though he almost beat me)
xGKingdelete > mOOnGlaDe in SEACL
mOOnGlaDe > MC @ Battlenet Championship
MC = Former GSL champion
Therefore Chase = GSL Champion

Thank you for reading my blog ^_^ SEA

PS: Bonus points if you noticed the googly eyes on the Hybrid in the last pic

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZVAqkgrYnQ

As can clearly be seen in the above example, data chips are exceptionally dangerous devices. This is why I pleaded with Ali not to install the thing in the first. I'm sad to say that it appears my fears were completely founded. Yes, that's right. I told you so. There is only one clear solution. Nerf Protoss Please.

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pls

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lol chase... this made me laugh so hard

And for your information that is my first win vs a masters on ladder AND only my 2nd time (ages ago) meeting a masters on ladder (1st being on NA where I LOST). I usually get only silvers -> diamonds. Can't I get excited for a moment? lol

Also I think Rinehart aka mGGProbe was the original creator (history gets a little hazy).

lol brb crying.... from laughing so hard

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I feel like I am partly to blame for NemBotElie's rapid improvement in the areas of emotion, proper grammar and overall starcraft skills. Now you see over the past few weeks I set out as a spy for TCP to become friends with a trusted mGG member so I could figure out all their secret strategies for when TCP met mGG in SEACL. Now I chose to become friends with NemBotElie because I knew that a robot can be reprogrammed where as humans cannot. So one day in sc2sea chat I spoke with NemBotElie and ended up fake crying in front of her to show her what us humans call emotion. I even drew her a picture that would give Mona Lisa a run for its money. (http://imgur.com/2UpZhIs)

Now after showing NemBotElie human emotion for the first time I found a weakness in her very sturdy mGG build. So for the good of TCP I acted upon it. A while later I found NemBotElie in the mGG channel (where she is programmed to be in as often as possible). After locating NemBotElie I continued to exploit her weakness and show as much human emotion as possible. I exploited her weakness which was her love for team games by making her promise to play one with me. Promise she did and I had finally successfully infiltrated mGG.

So when NemBotElie and I finally played team games I exposed her to as much (insertnamehere)pls, brb crying ;( and the highest amount of starcraft skills I could manage (notveryhigh). All the while I was hacking into the not so pitiful defences mGG put in her programming. After finally breaking through those defences I gave NemBotElie a system update which included:
• NemBotElie now has the ability to show and understand emotion
• NemBotElie now has the ability to use correct grammar
• NemBotElie has now gained a 10% buff in her starcraft skills
• NemBotElie’s DTs now do 50% more awesomeness
• NemBotElie will now use DT’s more often
• NemBotElie now has the ability to reach diamond
• NemBotElie can now be considered half human

So after giving NemBotElie this system update finding out all of mGGs strategies would only take a matter of days. So after a few more times of being forced to play teams with NemBotElie for the good of TCP I finally found the hidden file in her system which gave me access to all of mGGs Platinum and Diamond players strategies. I quickly downloaded these strategies and sent them off to TCP’s glorious leader. Now to make sure TCP didn’t beat mGG too easily I gave mGGPressure a new list of strategies that would beat all of TCPs players except for Wuffle.

So when the day finally came when mGG was to vs TCP in SEACL T4 we were more than prepared. We had our starter TCPKiasu take a quick 3-0 lead using all of his imba protoss strategies but only to then be beaten by none other than mGGPressure. mGGPressure then managed to defeat two more TCP players to level the scores at 3-3 (justasipredicted). TCPs Wuffle then came out in the ace match to defeat mGGPressure and secure TCP a much deserved victory.

Now I intended to revert NemBotElie back to her former, before meeting me stage but I decided it was best not to in the end which then lead us to this blog. For that I sincerely apologise and I hope that mGG will allow me to help with their NemBotElie problems if need be.

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what....what have I done...

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IDK, all of these patch notes, seems too IMBA. Nerf pls needed.

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Blizzard tried, guess it didn't succeed.

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>.< haven't I been nerfed enuf??

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Uh oh did someone install the chasebug onto the nembot?

:0

Nempls

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On the hybrid? That's a dt

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probe nub and i are on it, some1 has hacked into nembot's software.. she is turning (gulp) human...
Matter will be fixed soon as i get back to owning nem in sc2 again ^^.
GLHF

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Again? Last I checked, the score favours me

Bring it on

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******* return those skype messages you asshole

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Nono, DT's dun have large ferocious fangs!

Life too short to respond to skype messages :'(