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M is for Mentalbreakdownfrommovinghouse
 

M is for Mentalbreakdownfrommovinghouse


For the last year myself and my wonderful flatmates (Tom and Ces) have been living in a shitty apartment by the train tracks which was basically our only option of a house at the time.

We have finally found an amazing house which we move into on the 15th of February, but until then we are stuck with the joys of open homes, landlords, paperwork yadda yadda yadda.

This afternoon was the first of the open homes planned by the estate agent putting the house on the market. Tom and Ces wanted to be as far away as they could be, but being a cat mum, I stayed home to protect my little black baby (Oscar) and thus got to deal with the questions, the looks, the "sorrys" etc.

The first person (I shit you not) who arrived, boldly said "I used to live in number seven, just down the hall, so I know what all the apartments look like inside, but I have come for a look anyway"

Brilliant, four hours of cleaning, so some asshole from down the hall can come look at my undies hanging out to dry.

However within moments 40-60 people somehow managed to squeeze back to back into my tiny two bedroom apartment and proceed to fling questions at me willy nilly. "Does it get much light" - yes through the windows. "How much is the water bill" - the same as you would pay where ever else you ******* live. "Are the trains noisy" - no, not at all you silly bitch they are silent trains.

They have finally gone, 30 men came in my room in 15mins, a new record.

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YOLO 10char

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omg, quote of the year

30 men came in my room in 15mins, a new record.

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You are freaking me out... I am moving tomorrow.

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only 13 more days! you can make it

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i'm sure oscar gave each and every one of them a look of disgust

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I lived in house that was on the market for 8 months. Sucky

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Yeah, it is relatively disruptive especially when they only tell you 24 hours before. The house is bloody clean now though.

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I bet one of the people in your room then was Pet..

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silent trains ftw ahahah

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Yeah our old house was on the market for 7 months having 1-2 inspections a week. 5 levels to clean to perfection for each one. drove us crazy -.-

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i still remember those ******* trains, asleep on the lounge floor i was woken up by 1, i ******* shat myself, the window lit up and i was so sure the train was coming into the lounge (i was very groggy and tired) i had prepared myself for the afterlife and everything

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh I shall miss them

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The solution is to buy a house....

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Don't lie, thats nowhere near the record of men who have come in your room in a short time space.

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I read that quite terribly wrong >.>

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L O L

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oh the innuendos! gl moving rogue

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... You do realize how much they are right?

Eh but anyway, be an arsehole if people start asking you questions, because you are not getting paid to sell or lease a property. They are invading your privacy and you should have rights to tell them to not bother you.

from 6 months of open home exp.

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lol everytime one of my places got walked through, I wasnt allowed to be anywhere in sight. Definetely take up Nom's idea, and you too can have that blissful outcome.