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Get fucked it isn't my birthday.

If I ever have to manually log into this site, I don't think I would ever come back. Too many Victorians. Just saying.

Spook

Also can we make Elusory an MVP he has done a lot of good work on this site recently and should be recognised.

Women love him! He is a sex god and the captain of my ship.

HNNNNNNNNNNG
ily spartaz this is an ode i totally didnt steal

Ode to a Spartaz
Oh how I love thee with your white and dark meat
Thou art the very best
But because of you, I can’t see my feet
My navel is two feet from my chest
To diet and lose so I don’t wobble no more
I would be very willing
It would be impossible now, because somehow
I finished four bowls of filling
My wife pointed at me and said look at him
He sits... [Read More]

Hi I need 2 bronze/silver players who will be willing to join our custom bsgpd team. thread http://www.sc2sea.com/showthread.php?t=8158
currently the team is
spook (diamond)
superpower (gold/plat)
mGGcrayonpop (gold/plat)
mGGslayer (gold/plat)
mGGfischball (gold/plat)

It's 6AM here in Adelaide bored i want to write something i have written 3 drafts the first about my laziness the second debating whether Bach or Chopin was the better composer and the third on a misogynistic point of view i have formed recently (no doubt full of ignorance and stupidity don't worry i am trying to convince myself of the contrary) none of them i really consider complete and i doubt i will complete in this state so i decided to be meta and write about writing.

Okay i have... [Read More]

Wow so looking forward to this
X to all kill
haha best post 11/10
looks like a great opportunity
good luck to everyone involved!
Best blog 2013!!

so bloody boring sigh

10characters

Just kidding...
http://www.sermons4kids.com/understand.html
First of all religion is a fun topic so i suggest we all discuss it.
Secondly this is the stupidest thing i have ever seen ever.
Thirdly my first point was a lie don't do that
Fourthly Today I saw a grown woman with a maccas bag on her heard struggle to get into a car, it was amusing. Not relevant just interesting.

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ASSHOLES, always with the assholes so I get this toss he goes dts like an asshole no probs I defend because I have bad macro mechanics and have many free scans. Most people don't consider storms to be an asshole strat but as a Terran I feel it is my duty to whine, he went HT like a scumbag but you should have seen me I dodged, I emped, I dropped he stood no chance and I struck him down like the animal he is. In true protoss fashion he didn't leave the game, he just paused and went on a rant... [Read More]

Bleh i am so tired right now, just started pre-season after not doing anything for a year, so bare with me most of this will make no sense.

I just wanted to 'blog' about whats been going on etc, about a month before it was announced that i was on Av.ToR i was already on Av.ToR but it wasn't announced, see i told you this wouldn't make sense. I was at my all time best i was playing a lot and improving pretty fast so i felt as though i was earning my spot on Av.ToR however in the past 2 or so... [Read More]

Pet is in to some kinky stuff
Today 6:31 PM: fray`Petraeus: spook in a cage
Yesterday 4:16 PM: fray`Petraeus: spook can live in a cage

Hey friends,
The pX challenge was a clan league tournament hosted by the wonderful people over at phoenix esports, ToR and Av.ToR found itself on opposite sides of the bracket ToR really came together as a team for this and the results show it. So many thanks to phoenix esports for putting it on.

Now on to the charity stream i will be streaming for at least 2 hours at this stage i will be streaming at 7-9 AM i may stream more but at this stage that's about it. During these hours ill be... [Read More]

I wasn't sure what forum section i could put this in so ill just make it a blog,
At the moment we are having a discussion in chat box about whether or not you should be able to play in a lower level tournament if you are active with a race that is that level whilst having another account and race at a higher level.
Its my opinion that this is a form of exploiting, id be interested to hear everyone's opinion though perhaps i am clue less. i don't know if/how i can add a poll on a blog doesn't... [Read More]

^^Groups^^

Group A

Illusion 2-0 Fenix
Illusion 0-2 Parting
Illusion 1-2 Socke

Fenix 0-2 Parting
Fenix 0-2 Socke

Parting 2-0 Socke

Group B

VortiX 2-0 ViBE
VortiX 2-1 Comm
VortiX 2-1 Suppy

ViBE 1-2 Comm
ViBE 0-2 Suppy

Comm 0-2 Suppy

Group C

Sen 2-0 killer
Sen 2-1 HuK
Sen 1-2 Grubby

Killer 0-1 HuK
Killer 0-2 Grubby

HuK 1-2... [Read More]

Things Spook hates,

nerd baller
baller
nerd chills
MAD ******* PROPS ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
SIR ******* SIR WHO DO YOU ******* THINK YOU ARE ASSHOLE
zerg
optimism
the big bang theory(tv show)
MC

Last night i beat bigbird 2-0 TvP and PvP and it was glorious.

xoxo

YES ASSHOLES I AM STILL IN ******* TOR BLOODY ****

Spook.

Wow! i have been mistaken all this time, I used to think that Zerg was imbalanced vs Terran well it turns out i was wrong tgun has shown me the light i am no longer blind to the fact that Zerg is balanced. This is ******* hard to write about i guess marines are good? and so is the capability to make 20 drones at once. balances out i guess. is this 100 words? i cant find a word counter so i am going to assume this is 100 words here are a few more words to make sure.
Zerg Terran Balanced Tgun... [Read More]

I am GM! went the other way this time, i am happy to join the ranks of the other joke GMs on this server. i wont name, names but you know who you are.coughSwitchcough in any case


/blog
ToR fightingggggggggggggg

Come harken my friends as i tell you a story, a story of barcraft i sit here eating my grilled cheese and watching community as Edge implores me to make the blog i threatened them (them being the 'TA scumbags') with. I doubt anyone would find this interesting as it has a 'cool story' vibe but non the less my story.

My night begins with me watching game of thrones and falling asleep in the mid afternoon i awake to knocking on the door, my lord i thought its Bard come to pick me up i answered... [Read More]

I am not one to blog very often this is for many reasons including being lazy and probably getting banned from sc2sea if i said what was on my mind. But i feel as enter the Master league for the 6th and hopefully last time that this was necessary. I am very inconsistent in my play and people know this, i was placed into masters at the start of this season and i was met with people in ToR betting on how long id last in masters this time.

The joke was on them i thought to myself as i laughed... [Read More]