[crAzerk]

Hey guyz, new patch is out for the 3word game. Update to version 2 now and start posting here instead. I realized noone was really 'running' the 3 word game so I thought hey, why not I do it.

I will compile everyone's 3 words so that you can actually read in one post what the whole story is about. I'll be editing this post (and probably the next) so that you can just refer to this post to see what the storyline is.

Some simple rules guys:
1) Keep it clean
2) Make sense (Like, your 3 words has got to continue from the previous 3 words, not just random 3 words)

I"ll compile the 3 words regularly so it's easier for everyone to read the storyline. I will probably also add illustrations to make this thread more interesting, all in this opening post. (May want to reserve 2 more posts for this purpose)

THE STORY SO FAR:
(anything in italics are my own addition)

+ [Phase 1 Story] +

Once upon a long long time ago, there was a fat huntress that was very very very fat and very cool but still fat.

"I'm fat? "

She was always as fat as her fat ass, not forgetting also her long ears. She then proceeded to do something which was fart.

But then nirvana licked her beautiful big fat butt and it tasted like rotten cheese, strangely like lettuce.

So she decided to open her very most cherished so darn good 'The Nydus Canal' giving warmest welcome -shutdownbytourniquetasitwasgettingobscene-

Restarted:

Once upon a time, there was a sad drone who tried to turn itself into the very strongest worker of all, he widely feared fat nirvana which was like one of the super ultralisk brigade. The drone took one look at Kelly and then screamed very loudly to alert the kimchi eating competition.

"ZOMG! Kelly!"


Surprisingly, Kelly had whiskers on her.

'I haz whizkerz!'

Kelly started to cry tears of happiness and sorrow oxymoronically. The drone was assigned to control group one and then hatched into an overlord… which was gunned down by a hero marine that started eating kimchi (nirvana what’s with kimchi). “I love kimchi!”.

The kimchi, however, boosted his speed via fart propulsion making it (a) reaper. The reaper proceeded straight to Kelly and then suddenly farted on her, which made Kelly fart in return, which smelled bad!

Kelly got angry and called police! The authority arrived and arrested Kelly! Kelly was pissed, police rescued nirvana, so Kelly made a changeling to a big Thor! And then suddenly it started burning! So he said “Terrible terrible damage” an ultralisk cavern and out popped a zergling?!

Suddenly the sky started raining Kellys which made nirvana swallow a cow which gave nirvana a big hairy poop and then he became CaptainPlanet. Shortly after, nirvana proceeded to eat more cows but was full.


Cow1: "Stop eating us please ;( "

Suddenly, he realized that the cows were all kelly’s babies, so he decided to eat them but he was regretful because they messed up his dinner. So Kelly unleashed her rage at innocent mezza saying two words: erm, ‘Holy shit’.

So Mezza replied ‘I challenge you in Strip Poker’ and nirvana dealt. Mezza looked at his royal flush and gave a loud evil laugh before folding. Because Kelly pulled out a very evil two handed longsword and proceeded to slice off mezza’s pet octopus’ tentacles and ate them whilst Mezza angrily pulls out a tentacle growing solution.

The octopus sprouted 7 hydra heads like a boss.

Something like this.

However the octopus was now nihilistic. So nirvana decided to collect pokemon from the toilet. Out came an upgraded ultralisk instead which made hunteress throw a pokeball and catch alakazam. Alakazam hypnotized Kelly and made her say ‘one, two, gee gee gee’.

“What is that?’ the ultralisk inquired, about the gee with utmost glee, which Revenant facepalmed right into me which made HDPhoenix very happy because he loves me! Not Kelly or anyone else. Meanwhile, HarryPotter kissed Kelly but it wasn’t returned, because a chair magically appeared and was used to kiss Kelly. An unseen occurrence was super effective!

The next day, it didn’t come. Instead, a lightning bolt struck Mezza which made him glow and he morphed into your mother. Lightning struck again, my mother didn’t repeatedly cartwheel northwards but instead transformed into a ZergBong, which aLt used to smoke sugar with his mother, who got high and started whipping his mother around, who called the police which came and took his mother for another round of drinks and ostentatiously gestured that nothing was really what it seemed.

And that it appeared that Brultz suddenly spontaneously combusted, spreading the flames into a Phoenix! Which then crashed astonishingly into the abyss of entropy.

Suddenly, a big smelly cat killed Brultze.



Amidst cheers, there were tears of joy as rake and Kelly raked up Kelly and it’s over.

Then Archon returned!! But there was an explosion which made archon discover that he was a girl. So then he proceeded to throw up at his amazingly acrobatic abilities performed by Mezza. Everyone’s eyes grew larger than boulders, not just ordinary but through a mystical thing that enhanced the user’s ability to see.

People used this magic of aiur to impregnate the Archon with slimy Hydralisks while slowly gaining more psionic energy to summon the mighty golden nugget which was eaten fried.

A mighty golden nugget.. which looks more like sh*t actually

Then the magically impulse tormented mentally retarded gangster began to grow ...

Quick Comments

	nirvAnA:	awesome compilation hahaha!!!
	PapaBigBelly:	how long did it take you to compile all that? :O