[syfIce]

Dynasty E-Sports vs Frenetic Array

Hey guys and girls. This is it the time has come, to put the new comers to the test against arguably one of the most successful teams on the scene. There has been alot of shit talk and i guarantee there is going to be more. A healthy rivalry has been formed and hopefully lasts a long time.

Date: 10/04/15
Time: 7pm AEST
Meeting Place: SEA server DynSLvsFray

10 april 2015 7:00 PM AEST

Format: All Kill Bo9
Starting Map: TBA
Map Pool: Current Season

Stream: TBA

Curtain Raiser: Ice vs Chaddman

Who will finally finish the neverending trash talk?
fray	Bet!
DynSL	Bet!

#RedDragonArmy #Dyn2Win

[Seffy]

[mGGSlayer]

[syfMightyKiwi]

[x5.Crescendo]

Aww yes. I want to see some dirty cheesy games. None of this macro bullshit.

Quick Comments

	syfIce:	well if souL plays ull be happy :p
	syfRize:	you of all ppl say that....
	iliketrains:	he is right though
	syfChadMann:	How else to diamonds beat master/GM players!?

[Infected]

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ThatGuyDoMo:

haha

[sR.BoardingPear]

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	Seffy:	JESUS CHRIST
	deL:	Most accurate representation

[eCKoa`ProzeR]

[SLCN.Wally]

pretty sure rivals are supposed to be at least a bit evenly matched

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	syfIce:	you guys better lift your game then ;)
	syfSoundwave:	Hahaha okay Ice, not bad. You're getting better at the whole 'trashtalk' thing.
	syfRize:	not sc2 tho
	x5.JevyN:	omg rekt

[mGGIcedTea]

Looks like a great opportunity good luck to everyone involved!

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Seffy:

******* generic ****

[Seffy]

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mGGNemesis:

so cute!!!!!

[syfChase]

eros is #1

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	sR_Osiris:	how eros gets ready for a game
	fray`Alpha:	Eros applying his war paint

[fray`Eros]

Fray bonding time is going great

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	SLCN.Wally:	im the dude on the right definitely
	FLuX:	Can I be the blonde mum?

[syfChadMann]

[Elusory]

17 days more to the war, I think the Diamonds will be pretty motivated to work even harder than they had before. I'd really expect to see improvement in their plays and definitely games will be quite close (not including the inevitable Frustration and PSiArc games). DarK probably gonna upset some, I really think this war will be much closer than it looks. Not shit talking but fray's carries are just Wally and Alopex, unless HuT decides to practice again. It should come down to whether Protoss + Terran more imba than Zerg.

5-4 in Dynasty's favour, only because of the recent roster changes.

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eCKoa`ProzeR:

Oh look, a legit / serious post in the thread :o

[syfIce]

By the way SEA bets are open for this get cracking and hit the Dynasty button if you wanna win

#RedDragonArmy #Dyn2Win

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x5.JevyN:

link them you ****

[SLCN.Wally]

Originally Posted by Elusory

Not shit talking but fray's carries are just Wally and Alopex

basically what you're saying is, both teams are a bunch of diamonds and 2 good players? :^)

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	syfRize:	oi! i'm only low diamond coz blizzard mmr is broke lele :^)
	Fullmetal:	yeah! blizz pls fixerino shitty matchmaking systemerino

[fray`Eros]

Originally Posted by fray`Wally

basically what you're saying is, both teams are a bunch of diamonds and 2 good players? :^)

**** off Wally everyone knows my mechanics are High Bronze/Low GM, or at least that's what Reddit told me.

[DGWoLF]

I have to agree with Elusory. Considering the recent acquisitions of Frustration and PsiArc i feel Dynasty have the win. It should be a close series but i give the edge to Reds. Fray have some good players so this shall make things interesting. Lets see if an upset happens, GLHF
For opening act money is on Chadmann ( Sorry Jamie)

Quick Comments

	syfIce:	Haha ofc chaddles wins mate
	x5.JevyN:	I think Ice wins

[ThatGuyDoMo]

Fray is a better team overall. But the last minute pickups of PsiArc and Frust changes it. If it was just Frustration I still think Fray would win...but if you factor in PsiArc...

[FLuX]

Originally Posted by DGWoLF

*DynSL.JevyN: *
I think Ice wins

Slow down, bitch please,
Chadmann's hot like 100 degrees.
Ice is gonna melt, call that "un-freeze".

Good luck DynSL, should be an entertaining CW. Look forward to spectating my boys ^_^

[fray`Alpha]

ALOPEXXXXXXXXX

that was an enjoyable prelude

[syfChadMann]

DynSL.JevyN: "I think Ice wins"

Are you serious?.. I can off-race for the match if you want.. still ez pz.

Only time I've ever lost to Ice is with the 'desu kawaii wifu' build... (Proxy voidrays)

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	mGGSlayer:	kek
	syfIce:	if you think its that easy go for it :P

[Swarmstika]

Originally Posted by fray`ChadMann

Are you serious?.. I can off-race for the match if you want.. still ez pz.

Last time Chadmann and Ice played, it was a bo7. Chadmann and Ice both played Random, but Ice got Protoss 4/4 times I believe, and Chadmann not once got Protoss. Chadmann won 4-0.

[syfChadMann]

Originally Posted by ETL.Swarmstika

Last time Chadmann and Ice played, it was a bo7. Chadmann and Ice both played Random, but Ice got Protoss 4/4 times I believe, and Chadmann not once got Protoss. Chadmann won 4-0.

it was 4-1.. I got protoss PvP once and proxy void ray'd and lost.
I won with Zerg 2 times and terran & protoss once I think? or Zx3 and P once in a PvZ...

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syfIce:

it was also full of basically only chesses the one straight up game was g1 which chaddles won but only just :P

[Swarmstika]

Originally Posted by fray`ChadMann

it was 4-1.. I got protoss PvP once and proxy void ray'd and lost.
I won with Zerg 2 times and terran & protoss once I think? or Zx3 and P once in a PvZ...

Ahh, well I can't quite remember I thought that you never got Zerg, and all we saw were Protoss and Terran.

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syfIce:

also i was 2 toss and 2 terran

[syfRize]

http://challonge.com/SEAmelee7



lookin' good boiz

[SLCN.Wally]

That feel when you grab a japanese player and think you're the shit then you realise fray have got the chinese god a.k.a alopex god of asia

EDIT: Johnny > korea boys wtf have some faith

Quick Comments

	syfChadMann:	you know Korea is in Asia too?..
	syfIce:	hahahahaha chadd :P
	RivaL:	rekt
	syfRize:	god of asia, koreans are nothing
	eCKoa`ProzeR:	god of asia… excluding korea
	FLuX:	choo choo bois

[syfChadMann]

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	mGGNemesis:	*shudders* creepy...
	x5.JevyN:	this shit is just ... i don't even know
	syfChase:	best use of this gif in the world

[fray`Eros]

Excellent work all round boiz

[x5.JevyN]

wow well played Alopex T__T

anyway on the subject of Ice vs Chadmann, Chad will probs win, but ya know, gotta have some faith :'(

[Midnightsc2]

I feel even with frust this is a very one sided match up :')

Quick Comments

	syfChase:	Dynasty is #Frust or Bust
	syfRize:	^

[mGGNemesis]

Just realized it's 21st March... such a loooong time away... the suspense killing >.<

[mGGSlayer]

Originally Posted by mGGNemesis

Just realized it's 21st March... such a loooong time away... the suspense killing >.<

but that means more trash talk

[Eddie]

Extra time so both teams can recruit even more new players to their lineups

[SLCN.Wally]

by the time we play, we'll have both moved up to only having kespa players in a bid to out do the other team

[syfIce]

inb4 its JAGW vs CJ entus

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	syfChadMann:	considering I have no ******* idea WHO JAGW are.. I guess that makes us CJ Entus?
	SLCN.Wally:	jinair chad. We'll take jinair please, maru, sos, rogue THE LIST GOES ON
	syfRize:	h-herO.. ;_;
	FLuX:	Regardless of who is JAGW and who is CJ, you'll always be my hero, Asa.

[deL]

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syfIce:

AHAHAHAHAHAHA SWAG 4 Days

[Eddie]

Same date and time as StarLeague Finals

[SLCN.Wally]

Originally Posted by Eddie

Same date and time as StarLeague Finals

yeah I'm out if this is the case. gl boys

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	Fullmetal:	gg, cw cancelled confirmed
	syfIce:	wont be cancelled but probs postponed

[syfChadMann]

Yeah.. So we are postponing the Clan War to sometime... Not sure exactly when - but everyone wants to watch StarLeague Finals.. so we might bring this forward, or push it back a few days.. Stay tuned!

Quick Comments

	syfChase:	yeah u better run dynasty
	x5.JevyN:	nest week same time?

[syfChadMann]

Neither team can agree on a time for this weekend. Dynasty is too busy on Saturday with Frustrations busy cclubbing schedule and some fray players arent available on sunday. So we will work out another time soon. ^_^

Quick Comments

	syfIce:	:O its not just frust :D
	syfRize:	psiarc must be a busy man then

[syfCabracan]

Originally Posted by fray`ChadMann

Neither team can agree on a time for this weekend. Dynasty is too busy on Saturday with Frustrations busy cclubbing schedule and some fray players arent available on sunday. So we will work out another time soon. ^_^

Everyone is busy on Sunday, unless you think Australia is going to lose to India tonight.

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	|Erasmus|:	What does that have to do with being busy on sunday?
	syfRize:	BECAUSE EVERYONE WATCHES CRICKET ERA, U ***

[Philosopher]

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	sR_Osiris:	lel
	syfRize:	tfw i also turn in2 skellington i~i
	mGGSlayer:	kek
	syfNaMeK:	spooky skellington
	ThatGuyDoMo:	ROFL

[syfChase]

mate ill all kill the shit out of dynasty

while saving a baby koala out of a burning tree

and accidentally finding the cure for 'Protossitis'

all at the same time

[Elusory]

Originally Posted by DynSL_Cabracan

unless you think Australia is going to lose to India tonight.

DEMILOVE WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY caps

[Frustration]

Its true tho go the aussies! and yeah #clubbing scheduel

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Fullmetal:

#Didyouevenpassenglighm8

[FLuX]

Postponing a clan war because Dynasty's roster is down to one without Frustration lol.

[Metalcore]

not just him, i'm busy with a 21st this sat as well

[SLCN.Wally]

Originally Posted by Worstpinsea

#clubbing scheduel

is this part of the new season of yugioh?

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syfRize:

heart of the cards doooood!!!

[syfChadMann]

So this weekend coming is out due to various availabilities and next weekend is Easter. I'm hoping we can come to an agreement for something during the week but Ice has yet to get back to me in that regard.

If not, we will lock something in for the weekend after Easter.
#StillWaiting
#GivingDynastyTimeToPrac
#StillNotEnough

#PostedBeforeIAskedYouIceYouSillyBum.

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syfIce:

#youaskedlastnight :(

[syfChadMann]

Looks like this isn't going ahead until after Easter.. Enjoy your eggs!! Saturday 11th or Sunday 12th will be the weekend all this business is settled.

EDIT.. WHEN WILL THIS HAPPEN!!

Probably the following weekend now, don't want to clash with WCS.

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x5.JevyN:

what about this thursday?

[SLCN.Wally]

that's WCS broskie. no dice

[syfChase]

Originally Posted by fray`ChadMann

Enjoy your eggs!!

chadmann confirmed going to egg peoples houses

[x5.JevyN]

sigh this sucks lol

[SLCN.Wally]

top kek m8, maybe try beating 2 base muta first then you can try and all kill

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fray`Alpha:

hahah wally <3

[FLuX]

Originally Posted by fray`Wally

2 base muta

Dammit Wally now they know the only build we'll ever beat any of them with.

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syfRize:

****, there goes my use of the number 2 aswell! ;-;

[syfChadMann]

Looks like we have found a date to settle all this business... Friday 10th. Tentatively starting at 7pm AEST (Daylight savings will have finished by then).

[syfChadMann]

RULES FOR MATCH:
Due to Frustration's rediculous accusations of cheating, Ice and I have agree to the following rules.

1.There will be no observers from either team in the matches
2, Impartial stream/casters not associated with either team.
3. maximum delay to stream available.

This is in place so a fair match can be played and when Frustration gets rekt, he will have no excuses.

GL HF, See you on the 10th.

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Pox:

we'll all be dead before OBS's maximum delay is over

[fray`Alpha]

Haha what was frustrations accusations ?

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syfRize:

we're all stream cheating bastards, but detective ash got us (fenGotem)

[SLCN.Wally]

wait frustration actually believed his accusations? I thought he was just being a dumb **** like usual. I was also playing in the tournament at the time alo vs frust was happening, so actually no I was not watching lol.

[Philosopher]

The lunacy is real

[ToRChoboSniper]

I remember the time when Frustration accused me of maphacking because his immortal drop got scouted after he flew his WP straight past my OL (parked in the most standard location on daybreak). He was super angry, and wouldn't continue the bo3, but before I managed to report the w/o a few minutes later, he managed to realize he was retarded (albeit temporarily, sadly) and returned to play.

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SLCN.Wally:

haha

[Chiddiru]

the countdown timer on the OP is at 00:00:00 so i was wondering, who won? post results please

[syfRize]

Originally Posted by Chiddiru

the countdown timer on the OP is at 00:00:00 so i was wondering, who won? post results please

DynSL won 5 - 0 by walkover after it was found out fray is a clan full of hackmappers

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Chiddiru:

ahh okay, understandable.

[SLCN.Wally]

Frustration > Wally
Frustration > alopex
Frustration > Chase
Frustration > Crimson
Frustration < Alpha
Psiarc < Alpha
Diamond#1 < Alpha
Diamond#2 < Alpha
Diamond#3 < Alpha

Alpha reverse all killed

Thanks for everyone involved.

Quick Comments

	syfRize:	oh yeah, this happened too
	Chiddiru:	rip xD

[sR_Osiris]

can i play i am diamond

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	FLuX:	Maybe message Ice and let him know?
	x5.JevyN:	^ idk fray seems to be liking there diamonds
	syfRize:	Slowly but surely, Jevyn's turning into frustration 2.0
	syfChadMann:	Soul, mostly because of his English skills... Their*

[syfRize]

yo ice
https://twitter.com/LAGTVMB/status/5...628225?lang=en

get on it


@Fullmetal, yeah Red Bull would benefit a bunch amirite

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	Fullmetal:	uh... even if maximus was dumb enough to join a team without wage his media attention would be great for sponsors...
	SLCN.Wally:	yea................

[syfChadMann]

#POXCAST Confirmed. I think big boy Carapentenistisopolis will be hooking himself up with a co-caster and we have a streamerino.
Hype!!!! 6 DAYS TO GO

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	syfIce:	6 days hype !!!!
	sR_Osiris:	woooh finally :D:D:D

[syfChase]

Can we get back to gif linking

me by the end of this clan war

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mGGSlayer:

also my popcorn sales after this :P

[Frustration]

i wont be able to attend friday so it will be psiarc to all kill

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	syfRize:	>accuse fray of dodging for 2 weeks >dodge
	syfChadMann:	wtf massive dodge.......

[SLCN.Wally]

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	FLuX:	+1
	eCKoa`ProzeR:	+1
	fray`Alpha:	+1
	x5.JevyN:	-1

[eCKoa`ProzeR]

Sickest dodge of all of the sickest dodges that there ever was in the history of dodging.

[Fullmetal]

Fray, Once a thriving esports "team" once had a noteworthy positive impact on the SEA Starcraft 2 scene, COD scene and Fifa scene.
Unforunately, fray is no longer investing into either fifa or COD and instead runs around talking shit every opportunity they get on a little forum called "sc2sea"

Not to mention the fact chad goes around bragging about his amazing razer sponsorship of which HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ANYMORE. They're not even listed as sponsored here: http://www.razerzone.com/team. Not to mention they own a website that they haven't posted on in over 2 years: http://www.frenetic-array.com/index....ay-starcraft-2

Fray isn't even a "team" anymore. They're just a washed up excuse with 2 gm players and a bunch of SOULty dogs (see what I did there)

Quick Comments

	sR_Osiris:	+69
	FLuX:	lmfao oh boy...
	syfChase:	Get your facts straight before you say dumb shit like this

[SLCN.Wally]

*TRIGGERED*

What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.

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Fullmetal:

Exhibit A of retardation:

[Fullmetal]

Originally Posted by fray`Wally

*TRIGGERED*

What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.

I don’t give a **** who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your ******* life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much ******* pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a ******* back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a **** how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many ******* guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll ******* show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the **** out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a ******* heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my ******* car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could ******* destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing ******* hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll ******* resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

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syfRize:

Exhibit B of retardation:

[SLCN.Wally]

Originally Posted by DynSL.Fullmetal

I don’t give a **** who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your ******* life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much ******* pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a ******* back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a **** how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many ******* guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll ******* show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the **** out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a ******* heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my ******* car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could ******* destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing ******* hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll ******* resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

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[fray`Eros]

Originally Posted by DynSL.Fullmetal

I don’t give a **** who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your ******* life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much ******* pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a ******* back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a **** how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many ******* guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll ******* show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the **** out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a ******* heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my ******* car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could ******* destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing ******* hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll ******* resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

What outcry have you uttered about my person, you oafish brute? I shall cordially remind you that I was the best scholar in my law class in Oxford, and I have been involved in several frivolous tea parties and courtroom disputes, and I have over 300 boxes of Earl Gray. I am proficient in the Simian school of diplomacy and I am the top linguist in my book club. Know that you resemble nothing in my eyes save for yet another uncultured mind. I will hasten your undisputed expiritation of the world with grace and finesse. The thought that you can retreat after jesting of such matters over the internet is laughable. As of this moment, I am telephoning a mutual friend to negotiate a swift and sure rebuttal to your argument so I would implore you to prepare yourself for the upcoming verbal deluge. The deluge that will no doubt saturate your life with discomfort. You are well and truly wrong, my good sir. My abilities of travel are unmatched, and I can recite over 700 lines from Shakespeare, and that is just from Hamlet. The amount of knowledge that I have acrued is vast, and I shall use it to firmly state my authority on such matters, you rapscallion. Truly, I wished you had some semblance of knowledge on the matter you have brought up and it's repercussions. Alas, you did not, and now you will suffer a fate most dire, you plebian. I shall defecate concentrated dislike upon you and you shall struggle to survive in it's waters. Pistols at dawn, old boy.

[Fischball]

Originally Posted by fray`Eros

What outcry have you uttered about my person, you oafish brute? I shall cordially remind you that I was the best scholar in my law class in Oxford, and I have been involved in several frivolous tea parties and courtroom disputes, and I have over 300 boxes of Earl Gray. I am proficient in the Simian school of diplomacy and I am the top linguist in my book club. Know that you resemble nothing in my eyes save for yet another uncultured mind. I will hasten your undisputed expiritation of the world with grace and finesse. The thought that you can retreat after jesting of such matters over the internet is laughable. As of this moment, I am telephoning a mutual friend to negotiate a swift and sure rebuttal to your argument so I would implore you to prepare yourself for the upcoming verbal deluge. The deluge that will no doubt saturate your life with discomfort. You are well and truly wrong, my good sir. My abilities of travel are unmatched, and I can recite over 700 lines from Shakespeare, and that is just from Hamlet. The amount of knowledge that I have acrued is vast, and I shall use it to firmly state my authority on such matters, you rapscallion. Truly, I wished you had some semblance of knowledge on the matter you have brought up and it's repercussions. Alas, you did not, and now you will suffer a fate most dire, you plebian. I shall defecate concentrated dislike upon you and you shall struggle to survive in it's waters. Pistols at dawn, old boy.

Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima ****e fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.

[Infected]

Originally Posted by Fischball

Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima ****e fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, "If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately." Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- "Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.

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	FLuX:	+9000
	eCKoa`ProzeR:	OH SHIT! SO MUCH FLAME!!! TOO MUCH FLAMEEEEE

[MezjE]

wow im excited, go dynsl

[Chiddiru]

In recent news Hayden 'Wally' Bell has been stood down from KID for his words against the clan of DynSL

[syfRize]

Tfw I'm using phone credit to call full metal the physical embodiment of autism

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	FLuX:	ty basedsoulty
	asdfSchnitzel:	worth
	ToRRedemption:	worth
	eCKoa`ProzeR:	worth

[Pox]

[syfChadMann]

RE: Team Razer - We are no longer a member of Team Razer, but still receive sponsorship and support from them, its just less than our hay-days of being one of the top eSports teams in Australia. Sadly, management of fray is less active and we are in the process of relaunching ourselves quite significantly and fixing/replacing our website.

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syfChase:

We still have MashBretatto to lead us in Fifa

[mGGSouth]

It's worth noting the depth of these two lineups - just yesterday Fray and Dynasty dominated a tournament as prestigious as the GPD open: http://www.sc2sea.com/tournaments.php?do=view&id=348

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	FLuX:	DOMINATION
	syfChadMann:	ROFL #DiamondTeams
	syfChase:	god i love you south
	Metalcore:	such domination, Much wow

[zenabi]

Iunno about everyone else, but i'm starting to get tired of this banter, the hype has officially died for me

[FLuX]

Originally Posted by eCKo`Zenabi

Iunno about everyone else, but i'm starting to get tired of this banter, the hype has officially died for me

Same. It's only going to be a case of do Wally or Alopex beat PsiArc? Fray win. Does PsiArc beat Wally and Alopex? DynSL win.. Yawn.

[SLCN.Wally]

The countdown is set to 8pm but the time says 7pm. which one is it please respond

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syfIce:

7pm

[syfChase]

less than 1 hour hype

[FLuX]

I can see Frust taking a few players out, I have a feeling this will go 5-2 in fray's way.

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	syfChadMann:	sick prediction
	eCKoa`ProzeR:	sick prediction

[syfIce]

Results
Dynasty vs Frenetic Array
2 vs 5

Curtain Raiser
Ice vs Chadmann

Real Thing
FullMetal vs Eros
Fullmetal vs Chase
Frustration vs Chase
Frustration vs Wally
Metalcore vs Wally
Cabracan vs Wally
DarK vs Wally

gg wp to both sides, thanks to Pox, Insano and Elusory for casting

[SLCN.Wally]

Wally to all kill(-1) Kappa Keepo ixD #YOWYOWYOWYOW

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	FLuX:	YOWYOWYOWYOW
	syfIce:	WP wally
	Antel0pe:	xD
	x5.Crescendo:	#Jolly4Wally

[SLCN.Wally]

Main question is, does this count towards my glorious aligulac rating

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x5.JevyN:

knowing aligulac probably not :(

[syfChadMann]

gg wp'd to Dynasty. Some great games! Thanks to Insano, Elusory and glorious Pox for based cast Much love.

[Pox]

vods uploading to https://www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...ehKNakdQMAUWqF 4Head

[syfSoundwave]

noooooooooooooooo

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SLCN.Wally:

u ****** wot m8

[syfRize]

Temporarily have internet on my phone.. Miss everyone, and rather sad I missed this


ggwp to dynsl! And thanks so much for saving vods!

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	eCKoa`ProzeR:	noob
	SLCN.Wally:	ayy lmao