[x5_Bard]

I was 4, we both promised each other we would get married. By 5 she ditched me for another man. I am still heartbroken...

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	Snx.FigJig:	then turned into closet homo, time to come out bard.
	FsDronesInJail:	farout lol

[Theend]

I was 5, Someone broke up with her partner for me. By 6,I have decided to be alone.I am still heartbroken...

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	Nemo:	hahaha
	ToRDjvillian:	Haha love it
	TAEdgE:	lol zo funny much better den bards!

[Hwangje]

Have you ever lay in your bed at night? Desperately trying to sleep, but somehow unable? Something feels missing right? Not warmth, you have a blanket and it keeps you quite warm. Its not that you've forgotten something, you made sure you did your homework and studys. You even made sure to do your laundry. So what is it thats missing? You lay there, at first for an hour, doing nothing but thinking, trying to figure out whats missing. As the clock on your wall forever ticks, an hour passes by. You decide to stand up and walk around, and see if you can't figure it out.

First you walk to your living room and look around. Its dark and cold, and the moonlight is casting long, unfamilar shadows through the windows. Thinking about whats missing, you glance to the left, and then the right. You see nothing that seems out of place. You creep towards your kitchen, thinking you're hungry. The hallway flashes from dark to light, as you walk in and out of moonbeams. Suddenly, you stop. Your heart freezes, and the whole world seems to halt. You hear a creaking sound behind you. Its soft, muffled, almost as if someone didnt want you to hear them coming. Not knowing what to do, you sit there like an idoit, listening to the sound of that little creaking get closer and closer. Tick tock. Tick tock. The sound of the grandfather clock in the living room can be heard. But beneath it, you can still hear the creaking of the floor as someone, or something grows near. Your mind is racing, thinking of all sorts of terrible nightmares. Finally, you feel a swell of courage and spin around, and face into pitch black darkness.

Nothing. Not your cat, not a monster. Just nothing. And thats when it hits you, whats been missing. But you realize, its not whats missing, rather, its what you have. You have Nothing. Not friends,not a mother to say I love you, not even a woman in your bed. You have nothing but loneliness forever.

your thread is ruined

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	x5_Bard:	surprisingly in this case its your*, first time thats ever happened!
	nirvAnA:	i liked this lol!
	SLCN.StoicWilly:	lol that was pretty good
	neKo:	http://thatjoekid.deviantart.com/art/Missing-something-156670638

[AxSGRiM]

I saw a girl with blonde hair

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	x5_Namakaye:	Why does it say 2011? Pretty sure it's 2012....
	Dox:	livin in the past yo

[Bash]

Asking about peoples first love is often depressing, akin to asking someone when they were last kicked in the balls.

Also nerds are notoriously secretive about anything to do with their willy.

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	Dox:	have you SEEN the chatbox? it's dicks all day
	FSDele:	^

[TAEdgE]

Originally Posted by Bash

Asking about peoples first love is often depressing, akin to asking someone when they were last kicked in the balls.

Yeh agreed, and i'm pretty much useless when it comes to 'love' D:, wish i was like old mates Cosmic and Lost!

edit: omg and andrew! 333

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cRSenSei:

lol @ jason & roots, where's my shoutout!

[VoxMSI.Rogue]

Well this is depressing.

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AxSGRiM:

penis pulling

[Dox]

It was December 18th, 1998.

Despite my mere 13 years of age, I knew I'd been lusting for him for as long as I could fathom emotion. Although my body had not yet developed into the insatiable man-beast it is today, there was no denying I'd already found the love of my life. My soulmate. Nothing could take my mind off him. This strange, silent boy, who's age to this day remains a mystery to me... he had captivated me. I found myself thinking about him before I fell asleep each night. I'd think about him the moment I woke up. Even at school, I'd find myself drifting off, wondering when I'd see him next.

Although I'd already spent the better part of my life with him, guiding him and sharing in his most intimate experiences, bitter defeats and greatest triumphs, this was different.

It was new.

It was 3D.




















The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time had been released for Nintendo 64.


P.S. This thread is dumb, make a blog yo

P.P.S. "No surprise here, this post is exactly what i expected to come from you!" ---> Lighten up nirvana jeez

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	VoxMSI.Rogue:	LMAO
	sRDreaM:	LOL
	inFeZa:	^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^66
	nirvAnA:	No surprise here, this post is exactly what i expected to come from you! re: that "dumb thread" jab

[x5.Revenant]

Originally Posted by Dox

+ [N64 Stuff.] +

It was December 18th, 1998.

Despite my mere 13 years of age, I knew I'd been lusting for him for as long as I could fathom emotion. Although my body had not yet developed into the insatiable man-beast it is today, there was no denying I'd already found the love of my life. My soulmate. Nothing could take my mind off him. This strange, silent boy, who's age to this day remains a mystery to me... he had captivated me. I found myself thinking about him before I fell asleep each night. I'd think about him the moment I woke up. Even at school, I'd find myself drifting off, wondering when I'd see him next.

Although I'd already spent the better part of my life with him, guiding him and sharing in his most intimate experiences, bitter defeats and greatest triumphs, this was different.

It was new.

It was 3D.




















The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time had been released for Nintendo 64.


P.S. This thread is dumb, make a blog yo

P.P.S. "No surprise here, this post is exactly what i expected to come from you!" ---> Lighten up nirvana jeez

Raised. Your move, brah.

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	AxSGRiM:	+1
	asdfSchnitzel:	+1
	Champi:	lol'd so hard imagining rev do a zyzz impression
	ToRSmotPokingFish:	i love this picture! :D

[Cyanide]

She's pretty handy. Sometimes right, sometimes left. She knows when to let go, when the time comes.

[Malice]

This suits me perfectly I think.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZGb1WOLfeE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZGb1WOLfeE

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	sRDreaM:	Lol :P
	ToRSpartaz:	I approve of this message

[AvPoker]

What is love?

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ROOTPetraeus:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrN7Ij2bW9s

[ToR.Arnor]

Originally Posted by xGKingPoker

What is love?

TLDR: Its a stoned Trinidadian-German man singing in a dark room

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NOM:

<3

[AssyrianKing]

In Year 9 was probably my first lov

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Chappo:

Thanks for sharing such an intimate and heartwarming story

[RuineD]

im in love with cream
mmm

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NOM:

whipped cream in a can

[FSNiseH]

Reading this thread makes me not want to get a girlfriend.

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nirvAnA:

yea its hard for first loves to end up being true loves!!

[Dox]

Originally Posted by FSBattleToaster

Reading this thread makes me not want to get a girlfriend.

I bet it makes you WANT A FUCKIN N64 THOUGH AMIRITE???

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	Fenner:	retweet
	sRDreaM:	I never had a N64 before :(
	Dingobloo:	My first N64 broke my heart (Also my eyes, those games were blurry as all hell looking back)
	VoxMSI.Rogue:	thats three times today ive laughed so hard ive spat on myself thanks to you
	FsDronesInJail:	lol wtf
	inFeZa:	but you can just dl project 64

[FSNiseH]

My generation is too young for the n64

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ToRSpartaz:

I WAS BORN INTO N64 :D

[TACosmic]

I told my old man I'm gay today, he wasn't as angry as I thought he would be and in the end he has accepted it. It's such a relief having this burden finally taken off my shoulders. To my boyfriend Jason Bayne (TALoSt), I'm so thankful you have put up with me this long and I'm so excited to no longer spend our relationship in the dark, we can finally be happy and free in the open.

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	ToR.Arnor:	Thought u were serious until you mentioned TALost
	[TA]LoSt:	ILY

[NvRossi]

Originally Posted by TACosmic

I told my old man I'm gay today, he wasn't as angry as I thought he would be and in the end he has accepted it. It's such a relief having this burden finally taken off my shoulders. To my boyfriend Jason Bayne (TALoSt), I'm so thankful you have put up with me this long and I'm so excited to no longer spend our relationship in the dark, we can finally be happy and free in the open.

u are 1 ****ing cheeky kunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol ****in sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil ****in gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer

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	ROOTPetraeus:	wat
	TAEdgE:	hahahaha
	x5_Bard:	the grammar is still better than frusts...
	nirvAnA:	lol at bards comment!
	x5.NotoriouS:	stolen from the misc u cheeky kunt
	Dox:	work of art

[TACosmic]

Originally Posted by NvRossi

u are 1 ****ing cheeky kunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol ****in sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil ****in gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer

What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerrilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.

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	Dox:	i laughed and i peed
	Malice:	Get off 4chan, that place is scum.
	mGGMueX:	*gorilla warfare

[ETL.ViTaL]

Originally Posted by TACosmic

I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerrilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit.

I must say quite a resume

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syfPhoenix:

lol

[Malice]

This thread is now about spiderman.

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Dox:

GAWDAMIT PPLZ INDJURIEZ

[x5.NotoriouS]

Originally Posted by Malice

This thread is now about spiderman.

[Hwangje]

Originally Posted by tacosmic

what the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know i graduated top of my class in the navy seals, and i’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on al-quaeda, and i have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerrilla warfare and i’m the top sniper in the entire us armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet? Think again, ******. As we speak i am contacting my secret network of spies across the usa and your ip is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and i can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am i extensively trained in unarmed combat, but i have access to the entire arsenal of the united states marine corps and i will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.

lollll i laugh'd so hard at ur 60 iq comment please kill urself stone age noob.

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	x5.Revenant:	Not sure if troll or serious...
	NvRossi:	so ******* confused
	[TA]LoSt:	http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/173/576/Wat8.jpg?1315930535

[NvPinder]

This entire thread is a ******* abortion.

[nirvAnA]

We originally had a legitimate thread about the first time you fell in love, but understandably there were some not comfortable talking about their relationships so they started trolling. The immaturity coming from certain people was expected but what wasn't expected were the number of people who shared their personal and heartfelt stories in that thread. So to save it we had to remove those troll posts. Now when you go back and look at that thread, its really awesome to see people sharing such personal accounts with our community. We also get to see a different part of our members we never knew about before. Its a shame when the thread started certain people felt it was stupid and tried to destroy it. The troll posts were all put into this abomination of a thread and the trolls can continue trolling here.

So feel free to come up with your most imaginative stories or whatever in this thread, just keep the other one clean.

[Champi]

I think I was in love once...

She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again....

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	nirvAnA:	omgomgomg racist!!!!!!!
	iM tgun:	I'd believe this, champ-o.
	NvPinder:	"What was her name?" "I don't remember" "That's not a good start but keep going"
	TABiggun:	How do you confuse Brazilian with Chinese lol
	Dox:	RESPECT THE ANCHORMAN QUOTE
	VB_Blake:	"No i'm pretty sure that's not love"

[Phek]

Around 4 and put yellow paint in my hair to look like coloured streaks... Never again.

[Aiya]

I remember the day I truly fell in love very clearly and my lifestyle at that time. I was just some 16 year old nerd that played World of Warcraft for most of my days after mindlessly going through school without a worry about where I'd be in 2 years, if I'd make it into the university I wanted, if I'd meet my one true love, if I'd make a promise that I'd never break... A carefree person changed on that day because of true love.

It was love at first sight but it was too good to be true, I was afraid being the nerd I am to act with my new found emotion. For days, weeks and then months I just sat back and watched, waited... Did nothing but I wanted to change. Stop being a reserved person, stop being a nerd, stop being carefree, stop having a mundane life and stop not having PASSION. So one day I decided to act to go express my true love -- I quit World of Warcraft, I picked up my studies -- got a traineeship and started a Cert IV in IT (Multimedia), my life was looking up.

The date was the 27th of July, 2010 I did all the useless, irrelevant and trivial work setout for me at school being year 10 -- nothing really mattered except for one thing, I was going to pick up my true love that night and play together all night (with all the purest intentions) and we'd have fun together and I'd show her my good side and my bad side eventually a "You are victorious!" would pop up in my head, I'd be a winner.

So after school ended I took the train home as per usual and walked to my local Centrelink because I had an appointment that day to try get Youth Allowance (ez money ye ye) and then I'd go to pick up my true love and we'd go back to mine, have dinner first and then the fun begins . Of course, I live in a ghetto suburb so the line was ridiculously long and tiresome to stand and wait but that only made the wait more exciting, every second we were apart I felt empty but was in anticipation for the next time we'd be together.

After I got told to go home and apply online I furiously stormed out and went to pick up my love as it was way past the time I said I'd take her back to mine. I got to our meeting location and scrambled her back to mine as we were travelling by foot and that's quite dangerous in my suburb.

Finally, I waited the whole day to be alone, together with my one true love. We arrived to my house around 6 and we had dindins and after we go to my room and then the fun begins. We played for hours and hours until 2am in the morning and then and ONLY then did I give it a rest. So much fun was had that night and finally it came to that moment, my good side and my bad side were revealed. My true feelings resonated through my room and finally the time came.

"You are victorious!" was to pop into my head... That very moment was the moment my hopes and dreams were shattered. Plunged into the void and never to be seen again, I'd become a monster, a careless, cynical, ball of hate. There was no "You are victorious!" there was no "A winner is you." I somehow fucked it up and there was nothing I could do about it now, I had taken terrible, terrible damage to my name. My true love was not impressed with me, at ALL. I went about things very well at the start and got too arrogant, with all the purest intentions at the start but I bled lust from every vein in my body and did something terrible to my true love and just went too fast, I stuck it out and at that second I lost.

I went into a fight without scouting the area first and got surrounded, so I stuck out the fight and got raped. There was no "You are victorious!", only a "Restart" and "Quit Campaign" button.

Dox already did something like this on page 1, I know, I am but a copycat.

EDIT: This thread is dumb and go make a blog post!

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	Dox:	No surprise here, this post is exactly what i expected to come from you!
	nirvAnA:	Aiya you need to edit in the "this thread is dumb go make a blog" part!

[TCPLemminks]

[TheGentleman]

The first time I fell... down stairs: I was 5... it really hurt!

[NOM]

I fell in a fish pond when I was 4 . head first into a trout pond and they were eating my face because they thought I was fish food

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TheGentleman:

Is that how you got your alias? nom nom nom

[nirvAnA]

I was running around the school canteen when i was a kid. i dunno why, just that morning the principal was saying no running in the canteen. maybe that made me rebel. i ended up falling down, hitting the EdgE of a table. the scar on my face remains till today

[x5.NotoriouS]

Originally Posted by nirvAnA

I was running around the school canteen when i was a kid. i dunno why, just that morning the principal was saying no running in the canteen. maybe that made me rebel. i ended up falling down, hitting the EdgE of a table. the scar on my face remains till today

Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them), when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells

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nirvAnA:

haha this was hilarious :)

[TheGentleman]

Originally Posted by nirvAnA

I was running around the school canteen when i was a kid. i dunno why, just that morning the principal was saying no running in the canteen. maybe that made me rebel. i ended up falling down, hitting the EdgE of a table. the scar on my face remains till today

Ow! But speaking of scars...

When I was young, during a swimming lesson I thought it would be a great idea to climb a barbed wire fence... turns out not my brightest moment. The scar on my finger remains as a permanent reminder not to climb barbed wire fences.

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	NOM:	I slipped on mud and i held onto barbed wire to stop me from falling, got a scar on my palm
	nirvAnA:	omg :(

[Dox]

can u guys pls stop derailing the thread this is about falling in love not ur stupid indjuries harden the *** up

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	NOM:	iTroll
	TheGentleman:	what's an indjuries?
	nirvAnA:	yea, its actually about n64s! Our bad!

[Asrathiel]

Yay, let's turn this into an injuries thread! That's fun

I jumped off a rock when I was 12 (doing this commando course I made up in the bush behind our house), but the rock was right next to the pool fence, which had a lattice screwed onto it with large sticking out screws. I jumped too close to the fence and caught my leg on the way down ^_^

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	Cyanide:	that's one badass scar.
	RVLiveR:	... I think imagination is better
	nirvAnA:	omg :(
	AssyrianKing:	o.O far out lol

[syfMiley]

I fell into this thread and I don't know what is why

[Cyanide]

better to fall than to be stuck in limbo

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Bash:

thats deep

[mGGDaedalus]

One time I fell in a pond cause the moss on the surface looked like grass. The end.

[inFeZa]

Pinder is correct

[inFeZa]

please ******* delete this thread, its embarrassing.

[Bash]

We all know nirvs first love was Seth. i saw you shed tears.

[AssyrianKing]

My first love at 6 yearsold

Dynasty Warriors 3 BABY!

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TACeeSerps:

Best game, played the hell outta of it

[BaKaiNu]

Okay, time for me to step in.

I don't mind if you guys joke lightly towards each other, but I will get involved when I see personal threats and asking people to kill themselves.

If this thread derails into those, I will close it.

Regards,
BakaInu

PS: Terrible thread nirvAnA, 2 infraction points for poorly named thread and poor content!

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nirvAnA:

haha the other thread is good, cause i moved all the terrible stuff here :)

[Hwangje]

it was a joke lols
infraction in troll thread
thats cool....

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	BaKaiNu:	Not a joke, when it isn't implied as a joke. L2Joke please. -Baka Flames-
	nirvAnA:	^

[Cute]

For the life of me, will never understand how people can say that Pokemon R/B are the best. The ONLY thing going for them is that they might have been the ones that you played first.

[x5.Revenant]

Originally Posted by Cute

For the life of me, will never understand how people can say that Pokemon R/B are the best. The ONLY thing going for them is that they might have been the ones that you played first.

It was the most original(in terms of artwork) and appreciated version. It isn't the best, but the most memorable,successful and probably most meaningful version, compared to its successors.

[iM tgun]

Requesting close/delete/nuke of this thread x_x;

[AxS.Xenovia]

one time i went inside a cave, i was swarmed by a bunch of bats, tripped over many rocks, and was jumped on by cave dwelling insects.

all because i forgot to buy Repels.

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	AssyrianKing:	wow...
	ToRSmotPokingFish:	i actually laughed so hard, no idea why, probably because this is so familiar! i was always to stupid to use repel! :p

[FS.Kezz]

Thread still alive?

This saddens me greatly. :<

[NvPinder]

Well since this thread is now dead as hell, I feel this is a relatively appropriate time to direct everyone that posted in it to the first letter of each line of my poem.

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	nirvAnA:	lmao. well everyone has been at some point, you too!
	syfChadMann:	ROFL!!!!
	eCKo`Switch:	ROFL
	TAriiChard:	LOL U GOT INFRACTED FOR THIS!