Give me the dumbest troll build you can ever come up with :D
Alright, since I lack the determination and creativity to make some sort of troll build, I'm gonna ask around instead.
Give me the dumbest troll build you could ever come up with, for any race. Be it 16 CC to 200 Rax or 16 Nexus transition to mass probes, just give me some sort of troll build because like I said, I lack the determination to come up with one of my own.
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Formerly known as neozxa
Instead of complaining about balance, try, try again.
Earlygame ZvZ is basically a knifefight with suicide bombers.
pure spine crawler push
200 worker attack
pure ravens
pure infestor
cannon drops with warp prism
pure queens
pure DTs
maxxing out on colossus, HT, archon, mothership
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i guess i need to learn how to play now...
Play T load all your SCVs into your CC fly it into a corner that can not be scouted via ground and say "Map error 423, Dropped from game." Happened in a 2v2 game of mine where both players did it. The other player wanted to quit but I reassured him that they where still there else the score screen would have happened.
Play P make sentries hallucinate and MASS PROBE hallucinate them.
Play T load all your SCVs into your CC fly it into a corner that can not be scouted via ground and say "Map error 423, Dropped from game." Happened in a 2v2 game of mine where both players did it. The other player wanted to quit but I reassured him that they where still there else the score screen would have happened.
Play P make sentries hallucinate and MASS PROBE hallucinate them.
make a single scv, Mine 400 minerals, proxy CC, stop position your scvs back in original position, load scv into proxied CC, fly to corner. Just looks like you're afk but the game doesn't end even if they kill your CC.
My favorite has to definetly be no gas terran: you just make a shit tonne of marines and win with micro/macro. you will want to have a lot of macro oc's for mules, and late game suicide most of your workers and live just off your 20-30 ocs. If you find this build too hard, get a little bit of gas and study stim/shield. it will make this build a lot easier.
Another solid one (which is actually really effective in high level team games) is 16 nexus into 4 stargate pheonixes, and mass a tonne of pheonixes, if you actually want to win, once they start hard countering your pheonixes (archons/thors/infestor/hts/ghosts) transition into carriers and motherhship.
Ghost drop. Rush out a couple of ghosts and a medivac. Drop it in opponents base snipe all the workers. Obviously doesnt work all that great against Protoss =/
Phoenix DT (+ speed obs for protoss), snipe ALL the detectors so they can't ever move out ^_^ (terran is always the exception >.>)
Spine crawler rush vs FFE
Ghost rush vs Z (with double ghost academy to get cloak faster and transition into nuclear warfare )
Constant nuking (let it rain!)
The Ali FFE into 5 stargate pheonix fleet build
Marine only build
mass hallucination/sentry
3 robo pure immortal build vs Z for the lols
The Forward position build (terran), where you take 3 medivacs or more of units, drop in their main, bring SCV's and set up a forward position consisting of missile turrets turrets, sensor towers, bunkers, raven PDD's and turrets, PF (in his main eventually) and production facilities when you can
The Zerg 5 nydus apocalypse (exactly what the name implies)
The overlord apocalypse (block out the sun using mass, start spewing creep, drop cargo, win, then leave with the base covered in tumors, spines and a few hatcheries)
Edit: Almost forgot, Queen drops, and or, the overlord queen expansion control shuttle (don't forget queen ultralisk as well)
Have fun
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A random crazy person from New Zealand.
I mostly play league nowadays.
Last edited by Thoth; Sat, 31st-Mar-2012 at 12:37 PM.
4 hatch pool but get drones in his min line and attach when their harvesters are about to and deny them saw someone do this quite funny . . they guy raged then raged some more
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My favorite has to definetly be no gas terran: you just make a shit tonne of marines and win with micro/macro. you will want to have a lot of macro oc's for mules, and late game suicide most of your workers and live just off your 20-30 ocs. If you find this build too hard, get a little bit of gas and study stim/shield. it will make this build a lot easier.
Shamefully enough, I almost got beaten once with his 1 Rax FE transition to 9000 rax mass Marine. Thankfully, Siege Tanks and BF Hellions are more than enough to kill his clumped up marines.
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Originally Posted by iRLProAnnn
Try killing your own nexus with probes.
This statement gave me a good idea for a troll build. You open standard, (1 Gate 1 Cyber) then you save up like 500 minerals after the scout has left or is killed, then you send a probe to another spawn point or an expansion that is far away from your mian base, then you kill your nexus and your buildings and remake your buildings using that probe you sent earlier on the expansion where you sent your probe at.
So if the opponent decides to attack, they will think that you are still on your destroyed base, while actually you are currently happily mining off your new one.
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Formerly known as neozxa
Instead of complaining about balance, try, try again.
Earlygame ZvZ is basically a knifefight with suicide bombers.
Shamefully enough, I almost got beaten once with his 1 Rax FE transition to 9000 rax mass Marine. Thankfully, Siege Tanks and BF Hellions are more than enough to kill his clumped up marines.
P Fortress FE. Protoss uses cannons to FE, why dont you use planetaries to FE? Seems simple enough. Then transition into mass turret/ Pforttress and turtle till you reach the enemy base and wreck them. Hilariously, the counter to this is creep.
I have actually lost to mass raven... it's sad to say but its actually really hard to deal with nonstop turret and hunter seeker missile spam as zerg (masters z player here).
lolz this reminds me of a recent 4v4 game I had vs 4 terrans. All 4 terrans scv rushed 2 of my allies. It was 2 base workers fighting with the initial 4T scvs. My other ally and I took one look at it... I went 2 gate to pump zealots to help them... and my other ally did my favourite bit. He flew to gold and continued from there. I saved the replay just for the luls.
Lmao I did this once. In BW when I was really new I only played terran. When i tried zerg I though spawning pools were like rax's, so I made 3 spawning pools.
- Mine out 450 minerals
- Build 1 SCV
- ^ take your SCV over the other side of the map (Build a CC and float to the corner of a map)
- return the remaining of your scv's back to their start position
- Let opponent kill your main + SCV's
- Act like you don't know wtf is going on.
- ????????
- Profit
And then land mules in their base, mine their resources, pick the mules up in the medivac and lift the vikings to guard it all the way back to your base. That way if it becomes a split map your'e already several hundred minerals ahead.
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