[crAzerk]

Hey guyz, new patch is out for the 3word game. Update to version 2 now and start posting here instead. I realized noone was really 'running' the 3 word game so I thought hey, why not I do it.

I will compile everyone's 3 words so that you can actually read in one post what the whole story is about. I'll be editing this post (and probably the next) so that you can just refer to this post to see what the storyline is.

Some simple rules guys:
1) Keep it clean
2) Make sense (Like, your 3 words has got to continue from the previous 3 words, not just random 3 words)

I"ll compile the 3 words regularly so it's easier for everyone to read the storyline. I will probably also add illustrations to make this thread more interesting, all in this opening post. (May want to reserve 2 more posts for this purpose)

THE STORY SO FAR:
(anything in italics are my own addition)

+ [Phase 1 Story] +

Once upon a long long time ago, there was a fat huntress that was very very very fat and very cool but still fat.

"I'm fat? "

She was always as fat as her fat ass, not forgetting also her long ears. She then proceeded to do something which was fart.

But then nirvana licked her beautiful big fat butt and it tasted like rotten cheese, strangely like lettuce.

So she decided to open her very most cherished so darn good 'The Nydus Canal' giving warmest welcome -shutdownbytourniquetasitwasgettingobscene-

Restarted:

Once upon a time, there was a sad drone who tried to turn itself into the very strongest worker of all, he widely feared fat nirvana which was like one of the super ultralisk brigade. The drone took one look at Kelly and then screamed very loudly to alert the kimchi eating competition.

"ZOMG! Kelly!"


Surprisingly, Kelly had whiskers on her.

'I haz whizkerz!'

Kelly started to cry tears of happiness and sorrow oxymoronically. The drone was assigned to control group one and then hatched into an overlord… which was gunned down by a hero marine that started eating kimchi (nirvana what’s with kimchi). “I love kimchi!”.

The kimchi, however, boosted his speed via fart propulsion making it (a) reaper. The reaper proceeded straight to Kelly and then suddenly farted on her, which made Kelly fart in return, which smelled bad!

Kelly got angry and called police! The authority arrived and arrested Kelly! Kelly was pissed, police rescued nirvana, so Kelly made a changeling to a big Thor! And then suddenly it started burning! So he said “Terrible terrible damage” an ultralisk cavern and out popped a zergling?!

Suddenly the sky started raining Kellys which made nirvana swallow a cow which gave nirvana a big hairy poop and then he became CaptainPlanet. Shortly after, nirvana proceeded to eat more cows but was full.


Cow1: "Stop eating us please ;( "

Suddenly, he realized that the cows were all kelly’s babies, so he decided to eat them but he was regretful because they messed up his dinner. So Kelly unleashed her rage at innocent mezza saying two words: erm, ‘Holy shit’.

So Mezza replied ‘I challenge you in Strip Poker’ and nirvana dealt. Mezza looked at his royal flush and gave a loud evil laugh before folding. Because Kelly pulled out a very evil two handed longsword and proceeded to slice off mezza’s pet octopus’ tentacles and ate them whilst Mezza angrily pulls out a tentacle growing solution.

The octopus sprouted 7 hydra heads like a boss.

Something like this.

However the octopus was now nihilistic. So nirvana decided to collect pokemon from the toilet. Out came an upgraded ultralisk instead which made hunteress throw a pokeball and catch alakazam. Alakazam hypnotized Kelly and made her say ‘one, two, gee gee gee’.

“What is that?’ the ultralisk inquired, about the gee with utmost glee, which Revenant facepalmed right into me which made HDPhoenix very happy because he loves me! Not Kelly or anyone else. Meanwhile, HarryPotter kissed Kelly but it wasn’t returned, because a chair magically appeared and was used to kiss Kelly. An unseen occurrence was super effective!

The next day, it didn’t come. Instead, a lightning bolt struck Mezza which made him glow and he morphed into your mother. Lightning struck again, my mother didn’t repeatedly cartwheel northwards but instead transformed into a ZergBong, which aLt used to smoke sugar with his mother, who got high and started whipping his mother around, who called the police which came and took his mother for another round of drinks and ostentatiously gestured that nothing was really what it seemed.

And that it appeared that Brultz suddenly spontaneously combusted, spreading the flames into a Phoenix! Which then crashed astonishingly into the abyss of entropy.

Suddenly, a big smelly cat killed Brultze.



Amidst cheers, there were tears of joy as rake and Kelly raked up Kelly and it’s over.

Then Archon returned!! But there was an explosion which made archon discover that he was a girl. So then he proceeded to throw up at his amazingly acrobatic abilities performed by Mezza. Everyone’s eyes grew larger than boulders, not just ordinary but through a mystical thing that enhanced the user’s ability to see.

People used this magic of aiur to impregnate the Archon with slimy Hydralisks while slowly gaining more psionic energy to summon the mighty golden nugget which was eaten fried.

A mighty golden nugget.. which looks more like sh*t actually

Then the magically impulse tormented mentally retarded gangster began to grow ...

Quick Comments

	nirvAnA:	awesome compilation hahaha!!!
	PapaBigBelly:	how long did it take you to compile all that? :O

[crAzerk]

+ [Phase 2 Story] +

Then the magically impulse tormented mentally retarded gangster began to grow into a beanstalk from which sprang a huge hairy pulsating pair of scissors which could eat delicious pears.

This one

Jack climbed the Twin Towers and yelled 'Terrorists Win!' but the counterterrorists have already won (the) Code S qualifiers while not wearing G-strings when playing.

No G-strings. Just full battle gear.

Of course we were fighting hard for big money and Idra's gf. Greg says 'Protoss players will never have hot gfs because I have three. Out of three thousand souls, 17 of those dream about when life was simple.

The biggest things nirvana has in his pockets are nachos and kellymilkies (wtf??). Nirvana and idra who have fun in sc2 are both members of Deathfang's fan club which is disgracefully the most bm group in all. It's the best fat huntress group! - says owner Deathsfang. Sad drone suddenly took one look at his brother... it was moonglade!


Notice the resemblance? (Not really)

He shook his booty to cause nirvana to go to the mall and buy twenty-six sticks of cigarettes for his weird extraordinary hobby of sleeping in forcefields.However, the hyperbole, which is not in the English nor the French but in furlongus sad drone's dialect. Deathsfang and Ricardo, they are the jokes (that) caused massive kimchi shortages in Africa.
But it's important to know that fat huntress will always come for supply of kimchi or Korean BBQ. Nirvana fed her till she split open her wonderful bag of brains

Gummies!

- to feed saddrone and Aean the aged sleeping maiden was awakened by a kiss from Kringe the glittery and Deathsfang the vampire from Twilight

Tahdah

Suddenly, a wild, raging bulimic tiger started molesting all the ancient relics of the proud fat huntress who likes eating Lennx's golden nugget monstrously while drinking the blood of an ancient red goat covered with layers of deep fried chicken wings.

Did I get it right?

Then Lennx waved his wand of destiny so fast that his girdle fell on whiny Deathsfang. Suddenly, out sprang water from the underpants of BakaInu into Deathsfang's mouth which led to a rather conspicuous gag reflex and the death of Deathsfang. Rest in peace. It was over.

The funeral was attended by Pikkon and nobody else. Deathsfang is sad. Why? Because he is hated by all of sc2sea.com which led to depression and suicide of fellow vampires of the voluptuous gang of Twilight. The werewolves came inside their pants, giving birth to three adorable vicious little zergling triplets.

Their names are Ling1, Ling2 and Ling3 whose real name was BakaInu and he really adores Deathsfang but prefers Whitestorm more. Zergling 1's real dad is Pikkon who ate Deathsfang. Om nom nom. That was delicious. Zerg 3's real close to being the biggest baneling ever morphed in the entire universe, he rolled down the ramp into a congo line of 3/3 marines which are very homosexual and imba, causing him to self destruct prematurely and vomit out BakaInu and Pikkon.

Deathsfang's corpse squirted out black goo as three ultralisks approached his grave, melting the ultralisks, turning them into Gigantic Zombiefang! (LOL wtf is this) He proceeded to seek the elixir of ever-lasting osteoporosis, hidden in the depths of King Roach's Equs Asnius. The treacherous path contained mountains of smelly pikk-wong zombie noodles. The noodles provided pikkon with orgasmic desire to defend his pitifully small noodles from the raging Gigantic ZombieFang whose insatiable appetite for Asian noodles was uncontrollable due to horrible constipation and your mums.

Is this your mum?
(Did not put a hotter picture as it's probably not allowed)

Our mum's deaths aroused Zombiefang very much, and ate him from within. Zombiefang was mad, and dashed deeper into the underground into the depths searching for replenishment of his pee which would resurrect the Ultimatefang! Darkness turns to light...

+ [Phase 3 story] +

Current sentence:
Our mum's deaths aroused Zombiefang very much, and ate him from within. Zombiefang was mad, and dashed deeper into the underground into the depths searching for replenishment of his pee which would resurrect the Ultimatefang! Darkness turns to light as ZombieFang approaches the gloomy house to feast on the guano bush and he said "bom chika wow wow" after his meal.

He starts dancing to dubstep music which he knew would bleed his ears with wubwubwubwub. He then took his Bieber CD, snapped that shit while masturbating furiously. Zombiefang's muscles grew bigger than trucks as he readied his glock 40, he shot him on scrawl and skrawl. Their remains bled.

And they said: "Fee Fi Fo Fum, I will woop you bum, till you poop on pikkon's face." Loverboy, Zombiefang wept for his dead boyfriend but persisted to always be a zombie scum-sucking algae eater and losing Mafia.

to be continued... (updated: look at the post edit time)

+ [Click this if you liked my compilation] +

ADD REP PLX. THIS TOOK AGES TO DO :P THANK YEW

Quick Comments

	nirvAnA:	oh man this is so crazy and randomly funny
	ToRDeathsFang:	adding rep because you said so
	TCPLemminks:

[crAzerk]

Newest Story so far:

Suddenly, three blind overlords came wobbling. They spread creep all over Zombiefang. He then began looking for the Dead Thread Resurrector for resurrecting his long lost puppy which he loves in bronze league. He found out about Terran's triple planetary fortress rush and made zerglings to hard counter but it failed like a doormat.

It rained piss all over the faces of children nexus that was weak and materialistic. He slapped himself like a little little little little little little pony. So he decided to find Charlie and the amulet of supreme derpness and supreme cuteness which Blizzard removed due to imbalance and community QQ.

Also, those fanboys enjoyed hardcore yaoi like Nobunga. Then Maynarde lol'd hard as Nobunga read aloud from the SEA Grandmaster manual book of destiny and his infestors played grandmaster chess with an ELO greater than the IQ of all and also stronger than Eramus' love for cheeseburgers on crack.

Dustin Browder said to Michael Jackson that moondancing with a colossus is very bad. Michael Jackson replied "Don't be ignorant" and Dustin Browder ate his hat. MJ then danced until he died on stage while eating his big juicy hamburger. In other news, Bieber needs his girlfriend Selena in order to show his love for Rebecca Black...

(To be continued!)

[Aean(:]

Should start a new story with rules like you cant use x word or something idk more fun

Quick Comments

	nirvAnA:	yea 5 words might be better too, i guess next patch?
	:	3 words seem fine to me. But the theme idea sounds good, will implement it maybe diff one every week? :)

[crAzerk]

into a beanstalk

[TAhackdZ]

from which sprang...

[PapaBigBelly]

a huge hairy

[Meatex]

pulsating pair of

[holyforker]

scissors which could

[TAhackdZ]

eat delicious pears

[crAzerk]

. Jack climbed the

[ToRDeathsFang]

Twin Towers and

[Next_rim]

yelled "terrorists win"

[crAzerk]

+ Show +

LOL @ next_rim hahahaha

but the counterterrorists

[cruxis]

have already won

[Next_rim]

Code S qualifiers

[Paroxysm]

while not wearing

[ToRDeathsFang]

g-strings when playing

[crAzerk]

. Of course we

[ToRDeathsFang]

were fighting hard

[Next_rim]

for big money

[ToRDeathsFang]

and IdrA's gf.

[AvPoker]

Greg says, "Protoss..

[Makra]

players will never

[nirvAnA]

have hot gfs

[Next_rim]

because I have

FU Nirvana, you just made Greg randomly assault my gf -.-

[crAzerk]

three. Out of

[cruxis]

three thousand souls

[ToRDeathsFang]

17 of those

[Makra]

dream about when

[ToRDeathsFang]

life was simple

[Paroxysm]

. The biggest things

[crAzerk]

nirvana has in

[LennX]

his pockets are

[ToRDeathsFang]

nachos and Kellymilkies.

[Next_rim]

Nirvana and Idra

[PapaBigBelly]

who have fun

[ToRDeathsFang]

in SC2 are

[Next_rim]

both members of

[ToRDeathsFang]

DeathsFang's fan club

[Aean(:]

which is disgracefully

[PapaBigBelly]

the most bm

[Aean(:]

group in all

[ToRDeathsFang]

-cuts off aean and arousal-

Its the best!

[PapaBigBelly]

fat huntress group

[Aean(:]

- says owner deathfang.

[PapaBigBelly]

Sad drone Suddently...

[kellyMILKIES]

took one look

[ToRDeathsFang]

at his brother

[nirvAnA]

it was moonglade!

[crAzerk]

He shook his

[cruxis]

His booty to

[crAzerk]

cruxis you need one more word lol i already have 'his' in mine
Ok i'll just assume you said
'booty to cause'

and I'll say

"nirvana to go"

[Canx]

to the mall

[crAzerk]

and buy twenty-six

[kellyMILKIES]

crazerk thats 4 letters you cheater.

sticks of cigarettes

[ToRDeathsFang]

for his weird

[Aean(:]

extraordinary hobby of

[AvPoker]

sleeping in forcefields.

[crAzerk]

However, the hyperbole

@kelly - 4 WORDS you mean

[ToRDeathsFang]

,which is not

[AvPoker]

in the english

[crAzerk]

nor the french

[Zeion]

but in furlongus

[Next_rim]

sad drone's dialect.

[UncleTom]

DeathFang and Ricardo.

[LennX]

They are jokes

[HDPhoenix]

caused massive kimchi

(kimchi strikes back!)

[Canx]

shortages in africa

[crAzerk]

But it's important

[LennX]

to know that

[PapaBigBelly]

fat huntress will

[LennX]

always come for

[Next_rim]

supply of kimchi

[LennX]

or Korean BBQ

[PapaBigBelly]

Nirvana fed her

[Aean(:]

+ Show +

u guys make 0 sense -__- hard to continue if its not properly sentenced

[Kringe]

till she split

[PapaBigBelly]

open her wonderul

[ToRDeathsFang]

bag of brains.

[PapaBigBelly]

to feed saddrone

[ToRDeathsFang]

and Aean the

[LennX]

aged sleeping maiden

[BaKaiNu]

was awakened by

[pikk0n]

a kiss from

[jackwong]

Kringe the glittery

[LennX]

and DeathsFang the

[pikk0n]

vampire from twilight.

[Canx]

Suddenly, a wild

[ToRDeathsFang]

raging, bulimic tiger

+ [click me] +

eww i kissed aean and ewwwwwwwww im the gay pretty boy from twilight EWWWWWW

[cruxis]

started molesting all

[Makra]

the ancient relics

[ToRDeathsFang]

of the proud

[PapaBigBelly]

fat huntress who

[ToRDeathsFang]

likes eating Lennx's

[PapaBigBelly]

golden nugget monstrously

[crAzerk]

while drinking the

[cruxis]

blood of a

[ToRDeathsFang]

ancient red goat

[crAzerk]

covered with layers

[cruxis]

of deep fried

[LennX]

chicken wings. Then

[crAzerk]

Lennx waved his

[LennX]

wand of destiny

[Paroxysm]

so fast that

[ToRDeathsFang]

his girdle fell

[LennX]

on whiny DeathsFang.

[pikk0n]

Suddenly, out sprang

[LennX]

water from the

[ToRDeathsFang]

underpants of BakaInu

[jackwong]

into DeathsFang's mouth

Like this
http://www.drheckle.net/2011/05/drin...t-to-live.html

[ToRDeathsFang]

+ [click me] +

thats disgusting bro, don't overdo it. This thread is supposed to be funny but not that far

[pikk0n]

which led to

[Makra]

a rather conspicuous

[LennX]

gag reflex and

[BaKaiNu]

death of Deathsfang.

[ToRDeathsFang]

Rest in peace.

[LennX]

It was over.

[pikk0n]

The funeral was

[BaKaiNu]

attended by Pikkon

[LennX]

and nobody else.

[ToRDeathsFang]

DeathsFang is sad.

[Paroxysm]

Why? Because he

[ToRDeathsFang]

is hated by

[Aean(:]

all of SC2SEA.com

[pikk0n]

which led to

[ToRDeathsFang]

depression and suicide

[pikk0n]

of fellow vampires

[PapaBigBelly]

of the voluptous

[ToRDeathsFang]

gang of twilight...?

[Makra]

edit: was on the wrong page lol, ignore

[pikk0n]

The werewolves came

[cruxis]

inside their pants

[pikk0n]

giving birth to

[Aean(:]

three adorable, vicious

[pikk0n]

little zergling triplets

[ToRDeathsFang]

their names are

[pikk0n]

Ling1, Ling2 and

[BaKaiNu]

Ling3, whos real

[crAzerk]

name was BakaInu

[ToRDeathsFang]

and he really

[pikk0n]

adores DeathsFang but

[BaKaiNu]

prefers WhiteStorm more.

[ToRDeathsFang]

Zergling 1's real

[BaKaiNu]

dad is Pikkon

[pikk0n]

who ate DeathsFang.

[ToRDeathsFang]

Om nom nom.

[VB_HpK]

That was delicious

[ToRDeathsFang]

Zerg 3's real

[crAzerk]

close to being

[PapaBigBelly]

the biggest baneling

[ToRDeathsFang]

ever morphed in

[VB_HpK]

the entire universe

[ToRskrawL]

, he rolled down

[pikk0n]

the ramp into

[ToRDeathsFang]

a congo line

[Aean(:]

of 3-3 marines

[ToRskrawL]

which are very

[ToRDeathsFang]

homosexual and imba

[VB_HpK]

causing him to

[Aean(:]

self-destruct prematurely

[VB_HpK]

and vomit out

[ToRDeathsFang]

BakaInu and Pikkon.

[pikk0n]

DeathsFang's corpse squirted

[Aean(:]

out black goo

[pikk0n]

as three ultralisks

[jackwong]

approached his grave

[pikk0n]

, melting the ultralisks

[jackwong]

turning them into

[pikk0n]

Gigantic ZombieFang! He

[jackwong]

proceeded to seek

[pikk0n]

the elixir of

[jackwong]

ever-lasting osteoporosis, hidden

[pikk0n]

in the depths

[jackwong]

of King Roach's

[pikk0n]

Equs Asnius. The

[jackwong]

treacherous path contained

[pikk0n]

mountains of smelly

[ToRDeathsFang]

pikk-wong zombie noodles.

[pikk0n]

The noodles provided

[ToRDeathsFang]

pikkon with orgasmic

[pikk0n]

desire to defend

[ToRDeathsFang]

his pitifully small

[jackwong]

noodles from the

[pikk0n]

raging Gigantic ZombieFang

[jackwong]

whose insatiable appetite

[pikk0n]

for asian noodles

[Aean(:]

is uncontrollable due

[pikk0n]

to horrible constipation

[ToRDeathsFang]

and your mums.

[pikk0n]

Our mums' deaths

[ToRDeathsFang]

Stop trolling DeathsFang!!!!!!!

Quick Comments

pikk0n:

I hate to give bad reps but your 3 words does not continue on with the story... Be a sport. You restarted the chain anyway. LOL!

[BaKaiNu]

aroused Zombiefang very

[ToRskrawL]

much, and ate

[pikk0n]

him from within.

[ToRDeathsFang]

Zombiefang was mad,

+ [click me] +

Plz stop trolling me now

[pikk0n]

and dashed deeper

[VB_HpK]

into the underground

[pikk0n]

searching for replenishment

[EveJeonSa]

of his pee

[Aean(:]

which would resurrect

[pikk0n]

the UltimateFang! Darkness

[crAzerk]

turns to light

[pikk0n]

as ZombieFang approaches

[Aean(:]

the gloomy house

[cruxis]

to feast on

[pikk0n]

the guano bush

[ToRDeathsFang]

and he said

[crAzerk]

"bom chika wowwow"

+ Show +

hoping kringe edits/delete his otherwise just choose one of ours to skip

[ToRskrawL]

after his meal

[pikk0n]

He starts dancing

[Aean(:]

to dubstep music

[Kringe]

Which he knew

[AvPoker]

would bleed his

[ToRskrawL]

ears with wubwubwubuwub

[EveJeonSa]

he then took

[crAzerk]

his Bieber CD

+ Show +

Original Post is updated with the compilation of the story so far! With PICTURES!

[ToRskrawL]

, snapped that shit

[cruxis]

While masturbating furiously.

[pikk0n]

ZombieFang's muscles grew

[ToRDeathsFang]

bigger than trucks

[pikk0n]

as he readied

[ToRskrawL]

, his glock.40 he

[VB_HpK]

shoot him on

[UncleTom]

scrawl and skrawl.

[ToRDeathsFang]

Their remains bled

[ToRskrawL]

And they said,

[pikk0n]

"Fee Fi Fo

[ToRDeathsFang]

fum i will

[Next_rim]

woop you, bum

[pikk0n]

till you poop

[ToRDeathsFang]

on Pikkon's face.

[pikk0n]

Loverboy, ZombieFang wept

[LennX]

for his dead

[pikk0n]

boyfriend but persisted

[VB_HpK]

to always be

[ToRskrawL]

a zombie scum

[Artanis_au]

sucking algae eater

[AvPoker]

and losing mafia.

[crAzerk]

Suddenly, three blind

[pikk0n]

overlords came wobbling

[ToRskrawL]

they spreaded creep

[jackwong]

all over Zombiefang.

[Primex]

He then began

[LennX]

looking for the

[Maynarde]

Dead Thread Ressurector

[Doctor]

for ressurecting his

[DtorR]

Long lost puppy

[antarnis]

which he loves

[Nobunaga]

in bronze league.

[Doctor]

He found out

[Nobunaga]

about Terran's triple

[jackwong]

planetary fortress rush

[|Erasmus|]

and made zerglings

[Maynarde]

to hard counter

[Primex]

but it failed

[ke_ivan]

like a doormat.

[Nobunaga]

It rained piss

[PantlessPete]

all over the

[ToRskrawL]

faces of children

[Primex]

nexus that was

[Nobunaga]

weak and materialistic.

[Doctor]

He slap himself

[ke_ivan]

like a little

[Doctor]

little little little

[LennX]

little little pony.

[jackwong]

So he decided

[antarnis]

to find Charlie

[Maynarde]

and the amulet

[antarnis]

of supreme derpness

[Doctor]

and supreme cuteness

[SkyBreaker]

which Blizzard removed

[|Erasmus|]

due to imbalance

[Maynarde]

and community QQ

[LennX]

. Also those fanoboys

[Nobunaga]

enjoyed hardcore yaoi

[LennX]

like Nobunaga. Then

[Maynarde]

Maynarde lol'd hard

[Nobunaga]

as Nobunaga read

[|Erasmus|]

aloud from the

[Nobunaga]

SEA grandmaster manual

[LennX]

book of destiny

[Maynarde]

and his infestors

[Nobunaga]

played grandmaster chess

[LennX]

with an ELO

[Nobunaga]

greater than the

[|Erasmus|]

IQ of all

(and some more characters to appease the board...)

[Doctor]

and also stronger

[Maynarde]

than Erasmus' love

Quick Comments

|Erasmus|:

Definitely stronger than my love for you, man.

[antarnis]

cheeseburgers on crack

[Nobunaga]

. Dustin Browder said

[Doctor]

to Michael Jackson

[Primex]

that moon dancing

[|Erasmus|]

with a colossus

[Primex]

is very bad.

[Doctor]

Michael Jackson replied

[Maynarde]

"don't be ignorant"

[Doctor]

and Dustin Browder

[|Erasmus|]

ate his hat.

[Doctor]

MJ then dance

[Primex]

until he died

[VB_HpK]

on the stage

[Estancia]

while eating his

[Doctor]

big juicy hamburger.

[SkyBreaker]

In other news...

[ToRDeathsFang]

and Bieber needs

[Doctor]

his girlfriend Selena

[Estancia]

in order to

[Doctor]

show his love

[Primex]

for wonderful ice-cream.

[crAzerk]

@ Primex keep in clean please.

Ignoring his post, continuing from Doctor's
"show his love"

for Rebecca Black

And I've compiled the story so far on the OP (3rd post), you can go have a read
+ rep please! I want my medal! lol.

[Doctor]

but rebecca shocked

[ToRDeathsFang]

the world by

[Primex]

releasing another song.

[LennX]

"Friday Night Thriller ."

[ToRDeathsFang]

Everyone died because

[LennX]

the song was

[Maynarde]

mixed by Skrillex

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[Estancia]

and composed by

[|Erasmus|]

Bill and Ben

[ToRDeathsFang]

and Maynarde's nipple.

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How dare you say such a thing maynarde

[LennX]

Together they were

[TABottles]

destined to take

[LennX]

the bottle of

[Doctor]

Happy Mushroom's Liquid

[ToRDeathsFang]

and send it

[Doctor]

into the deep

[Estancia]

sea where it

[Maynarde]

mutated into a

[Primex]

baneling that exploded.

[Doctor]

Meanwhile in China,

[dippa]

a train crashed

[Maynarde]

into the biggest

[dippa]

statue of Spud

[Doctor]

and fell down

[VB_HpK]

to the underworld

[Doctor]

and met lucifer.

[ToRDeathsFang]

Lucifer had a

[syfMiley]

Smeggy suprise waiting

[Estancia]

for his suprisingly

[ToRDeathsFang]

hot teenage daughter ;D

[TABottles]

The Smeg was

[MazEi]

But all she

[crAzerk]

The Smeg was

But all she

You don't quite get how to play do you?

Quick Comments

Zanderax:

You tell a story with each person adding 3 words

[ETL.ViTaL]

knew was that

[Zanderax]

there were 998

[souljah]

hot guys waiting

[Frogmite]

to take their

[MazEi]

little party hats

Originally Posted by crAzerk

You don't quite get how to play do you?

Well I do. Just capitalized first letter out of habit.

[LennX]

for the black

[FaDeHellfyre]

Jack game that

[ToRDeathsFang]

ended in sexy

[FaDeHellfyre]

pillow fights between

[MazEi]

Joe and Jack

[Maynarde]

and Jack's brother

[Zanderax]

and Jack's 14th

[MazEi]

bottle of Pepsi

[TABottles]

(Make that 15)

[syfMiley]

but the 15

[MazEi]

Pepsi bottles exploded

[LennX]

into wonderfully nothing.

[FaDeHellfyre]

The explosion caused

[Doctor]

massive headache problem

[TADivinity]

after chemically reacting

[FaDeHellfyre]

with Joe's genius.

[Next_rim]

Joe's mothership invented

[FaDeHellfyre]

headache reducing software

[LennX]

that was superior

[antarnis]

than hard-on collider :P

[FaDeHellfyre]

for helping with

[ToRDeathsFang]

Joes sexual drives.

[FaDeHellfyre]

Meanwhile Jack was

[MazEi]

with Suzy who

[syfMiley]

was blatantly hairy

[FaDeHellfyre]

on the arm

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Keeping it clean so we don't get shut down :P

[syfMiley]

Originally Posted by Hellfyre

on the arm

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Keeping it clean so we don't get shut down :P

Jack was fine

[Imperial]

after swallowing the

[FaDeHellfyre]

hairball that fell

[TADivinity]

all the way

[TABottles]

through the electric

[FaDeHellfyre]

motor of his

[TABottles]

gigantic portion of

[FaDeHellfyre]

cheese filled tractor.

[mGGAequitas]

joe then decided

[ToRDeathsFang]

to intensify the

[syfMiley]

fun game of