When the coroner examines the body he finds a note that clearly says that Cruxis was just an ordinary citizen, everyone in the town looks sad, some are just acting
HAHAHAHHAHAHA
Ok I was wrong he isn't mafia, but **** that is so hilarious.
The sun rises and IrisRogue is found with a knife in her side, lying in the middle of the town with Paroxysm and Pox, both with knives in their backs. The towns people are lost for words and nobody can solve the mystery.
Spartaz is looking at the sky and screaming, he claims that a dragon was responsible for all their deaths but nobody listens because he is still recovering from the unnecessary shot of morphine given to him last night by the doctor at the chance he might be murdered.
Then the brilliant and omnipotent dictator of the universe appears in the form of Zanderax and, as all omnipotent characters do, he provides back story to the tragic events from the night before.
IrisRouge was the professional and was in the pub getting his two targets quite drunk. With the promise of a threesome and one too many Bacardi and cokes it was easy for Rouge to get the targets to stumble home before he stabbed them both in the back. "Oh bugger" said Pox as he fell to the ground, dead. Paroxysm, who was much less posh simply screamed which startled a passing by ToRentino who tripped and 'accidently' killed Rouge.
As the coroner studies the bodies he finds that while Paroxysm was a simple citizen, Pox was in fact the love baby of Mark Hamill and Heath Ledger (The Joker) and that Rouge, by killing Pox, won the game. To celebrate, Rouge's corpse is put on a winners podium with a large bottle of moet champagne.
The coroner also found that somehow Rouge's body was dripping in gasoline. Obviously the work of the arson but how Rouge didn't notice several liters of fuel being tipped on his head is a mystery. Mysteries that, at least for now, will have to remain unknown.
The sun is now up and voting is commenced!
In 48 hours the sun will set and another person will be lynched!
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