[nirvAnA]

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My best ESL experience was watching PiG and iaguz at IEM guangzhou. It made me feel warm inside like sitting down on a used toilet seat except it warmed my heart and not my ass. Contrary to what you know, iaguz has "chops" now and instead of a beard because i was so mad at not getting the HD pass the last time i ate the center of his beard in revenge.

I want an ESL key because I wanna see TargA aka the best 4v4 player in the world (63-0) to bench press MMA in HD quality and troll him by making a SlayerS Dragon face and then spam a random norwegian youtube music video at the end like he usually does in the chatbox.