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x5_Potter · Mon, 5th-Dec-2011, 11:50 AM

Why hasn't The Chad qualified yet?

**Maynarde** · Mon, 5th-Dec-2011, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by VB_Potthead

Why hasn't The Chad qualified yet?

The Chad is too busy archon-toileting Grand Masters on a wireless laptop from an incredible Mediterranean beach surrounded by models on a sofa made of money. He wins games with one hand, the other holding out a goblet made of nerd skull pieces with a bronze skinned supermodel pouring the rarest of wines into it. After finishing the pouring, she is honoured to be able to kiss one of his MANY 24k gold rings and then leave his glorious presence.

Quick Comments

	syfChadMann:	are you some kind of stalker?.. how did you know?
	\|Erasmus\|:	that's maynarde standing beside you trying to hide behind the giant palm frond he's fanning you with.
	neon:	It barely does the man justice but it shall Suffice. for now.