[Infected]

Originally Posted by eCKo`Schnitzel

I bet I could rek you all at civ

What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little city-state? I’ll have you know I rank up with Augustus Caesar in points, and I’ve beaten deity with Denmark, and I have over 300 confirmed domination victories. I am trained in wonderwhoring l and I have the most points of the entire world congress. You are nothing to me but just a puppet state. I will wipe you the **** out with landsknecht spam the likes of which has never been seen before on Pangaea, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with embargoing me in the world congress? Think again, settler. As we speak I am gathering intelligence from my secret network of spies across your cities and I can see into your pathetic yields right now so you better prepare for the storm, vermin. The nuclear firestorm that wipes out the pathetic little things you call your cities. You’re ******* dead, heathen. I can settle anywhere, anytime, and I can annex you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with naval units. Not only are my units extensively trained in Drill 3, but I have access to the entire autocracy policy tree and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable towns off the face of the continent, you little vassal. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little denunciation was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have offered a declaration of friendship. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you warlord level worm. I will rain XCOM squads all over you and you will drown in them. You’re ******* conquered, plebian.

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	eCKoa`ProzeR:	Long post is long iCool
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