[WagonWheel]

I play protoss, and I HATE ALL PVP MATCH-UPS!
It's firstly a 4gate fest.
If for some reason that doesn't end the game after 15mins, it becomes an e-peen MY COLOSSUS ARMY IS BIGGER THAN YOURS fest.

/rant

[TAavanar]

Originally Posted by WagonWheel

I play protoss, and I HATE ALL PVP MATCH-UPS!
It's firstly a 4gate fest.
If for some reason that doesn't end the game after 15mins, it becomes an e-peen MY COLOSSUS ARMY IS BIGGER THAN YOURS fest.

/rant

wow man thats totally contributing to the thread thanks

[ZergGirl]

Originally Posted by avanar

wow man thats totally contributing to the thread thanks

more than you.

[TAavanar]

Originally Posted by ZergGirl

more than you.

shut up zerggirl

[WagonWheel]

Originally Posted by avanar

shut up zerggirl

Amazing comeback!

I nominate avanar to be the God of the Smacktalkianity.
Why, you ask?
Because he CLEARLY has a vast arsenal of wit, sarcasm and intelligence to back up his cleverly worded and downright silencing smack talk.
I have a feeling there shall be no opposition to this nomination.


On a more serious note,

Originally Posted by deL

I was watching the GSL World Championship qualifiers this morning and something occurred to me – I asked myself, why are Singaporeans so untalented? Well, I think I have found the answer. They should just drink more electrolytes.

Take OxygeN for example. He was made to look like a diamond league player against Chinese players - is it a coincidence that China is also the Gatorade capital of the world? The word Gatorade actually means ‘Gaming Prowess’ in Hokkien. Also he is ugly.

The reason every Singaporean player relies so heavily on cheese and can’t macro is the lack of stamina that would otherwise be provided by a diet rich in electrolytes. In fact, a diet consisting wholly of electrolytes if possible. I think if Singaporean players ate less mie goring and drank more electrolytes SEA would be #1 server.

Notice how water, which reduces electrolyte concentration, is at the BOTTOM? Just like Singaporeans in tournament standings.

In conclusion, as every embarrassingly-endowed Singaporean asks his wife each night, you must ask yourself – “is it in you?”.

Electrolytes = better comebacks.
Avanar, Is it in you?

[TAavanar]

Originally Posted by WagonWheel

Amazing comeback!

I nominate avanar to be the God of the Smacktalkianity.
Why, you ask?
Because he CLEARLY has a vast arsenal of wit, sarcasm and intelligence to back up his cleverly worded and downright silencing smack talk.
I have a feeling there shall be no opposition to this nomination.


On a more serious note,


Electrolytes = better comebacks.
Avanar, Is it in you?

shutup person who is hilariously funnny

[WagonWheel]

Originally Posted by avanar

wow man thats totally contributing to the thread thanks

I know, I know. However,

Originally Posted by deL

I was watching the GSL World Championship qualifiers this morning and something occurred to me – I asked myself, why are Singaporeans so untalented? Well, I think I have found the answer. They should just drink more electrolytes.

Take OxygeN for example. He was made to look like a diamond league player against Chinese players - is it a coincidence that China is also the Gatorade capital of the world? The word Gatorade actually means ‘Gaming Prowess’ in Hokkien. Also he is ugly.

The reason every Singaporean player relies so heavily on cheese and can’t macro is the lack of stamina that would otherwise be provided by a diet rich in electrolytes. In fact, a diet consisting wholly of electrolytes if possible. I think if Singaporean players ate less mie goring and drank more electrolytes SEA would be #1 server.

Notice how water, which reduces electrolyte concentration, is at the BOTTOM? Just like Singaporeans in tournament standings.

In conclusion, as every embarrassingly-endowed Singaporean asks his wife each night, you must ask yourself – “is it in you?”.

I think it's clear that i need electrolytes in order to contribute in a more effective way.