[Maynarde]

I have bought every premium level subscription for GSL, NASL and MLG. I enjoyed HomeStory Cup and Dreamhack for free!

I go to every local LAN (granted there's not that many), and nearly everyone in my Skype list is an SC2 player / personality. In fact the only people in my Skype list that DON'T play SC2 are my parents, and I'm workin' on that. Who wants to talk to anyone else? Not me.

I flew that one time to an interstate LAN to cast games all weekend, went straight from work to a plane and then Monday morning up at 4:30am with 3.5 hours sleep on my way to fly back home to not miss any hours at work! Planning to do it all again in a month's time.

I flew that one time internationally to Blizzcon, and basically imploded with excitement every 20 minutes at everything Starcraft. Spent ages looking at artwork, playing the new expansion alpha and loving it, and also telling WoW nerds they're ridiculous for not being SC2 nerds. Met some of the biggest Starcraft personalities and loved every second of it, would go again this year if the damned thing wasn't cancelled. Will probably go to the big tournament instead!

One time I was wearing my zerg shirt (I have 6+ SC2 shirts) at the super market with my girlfriend and was paying for groceries. I swiped my ATM card, and entered my PIN and turned to her to say "Holy shit did you see that f*cking apm? I totally understand if you feel the overwhelming desire to take me right here right now." She didn't, must have the will-power of a saint.

Sigh. Such an SC2 nerd it's actually really quite sad T_T

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	LordByrnsy:	i loled so hard at the apm
	aLtMrFool:	lovely story, I is approve!:)
	FaDeKerrigan:	So envious =)
	TCPKiaSu:	u made me lol in class at the apm :(
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	ToRSmotPokingFish:	best story :D
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