[SLCN.Wally]

Drama on sc2sea!

Recently in sc2sea community news two unknown irrelevant diamond players decided that they weren't getting enough attention in real life and decided that they would become relevant on the Internet. Cries of 'Notice me senpai' have been reported to have been coming from fullmetal's house recently causing concern for his friends and family.

fullmetal called out Swarmstika for 'seeming to hate me for some reason' in a thread completely unrelated to himself because this was a great opportunity to grab some attention.
In response swarmstika replied "I didn't realise I even hated you" TALK ABOUT A PLOT TWIST.

The plot thickened as fullmetal decided that he'd had enough of Swarmstika's hidden but apparently constant harassment of him and decided to challenge him to a showmatch!
The showmatch drew in a massive crowd of mostly just each other and the person observing but wow was it intense. Never in my life have I seen such brilliant diamond league action
both players should be in gsl (but blizzard won't promote them).

With slurs like 'foolmetal' and 'Swarmshita' both poets went into battle to see who was the least most irrelevant player to ever have competed in a showmatch.

Even the notorious Soundwave, master of high diamond/low masters joined in on the thread because it was the one time that the players in the showmatch were worse than him. Calling them out for being slightly below his mmr.

Soul, sc2sea's resident 'should be gm if the leagues weren't broken' player, also commented with his clever word player such as 'Fullretard' and 'SwarmSHATON'. Utterly hilarious and I found myself literally Loling.

My match report may be a little off because I wasn't able to catch the game because I was.. err.. busy and not because the games were probably very bad.

As the match started, both players cleared their minds of the shots fired before the event and immersed themselves in the game of starcraft only to realise they are diamond players and don't know what they are doing. Boasting a massive 100+ apm swarmstika was about to clitch the first game in what was an amazing
display of what a diamond player is capable of.

Game 2 was played on some map from this season, one player spawning in one position and the other spawning on another legal position based on the map. Swarmstika opened standard zerg making some queens and drones and fullmetal opened
with units of his own. it was amazing from what I've heard, both players spending their money at a moderately ok rate only floating 1000 minerals AFTER they reached 3 bases and were required to do other things. Swarmstika managed to win
because according to fullmetal "zerg is complete bullshit".

The match heated up as Swarmstika entered his match point game. I'm getting tired of writing this so I'll just tell you that Swarmstika won, he probably made zerglings and banelings maybe even some mutas. Swarmstika emerged victorious claiming his 30 osc points that he will use to probably make the osc finals because there aren't 32 players in the sea region.

As a summary, big congrats to Swarmstika who has proven that I still don't know who he is and will continue to but at least I know he is better then fullmetal and that's what really matters. Because in the end we are all terrible at this
game, these guys are just a lot more terrible than me and thus I am able to make fun of them without feeling bad. I'm also pretty well known on this site so I could call them both ***** and the circlejerk would probably still be
on my side.

Quick Comments

	syfSoundwave:	post of the year candidate
	syfIce:	ahahahahaha nice dude funny as :p

[Matt93]

Is this what people in Canberra do all day?

[Matt93]

Originally Posted by SLCN.Wally

Memories from when sc2sea was alive

Originally Posted by Matt93

Is this what people in Canberra do all day?

10charcappucino

[mGGSlayer]

11/10 would read again

[eCKoa`ProzeR]

Great blog
11/10 would read again
Cereal tho

[Fischball]

Good match report, I didn't see the games but I can definitely use my imagination to its maximum capacity when I read something like this!

8/8 would b8 m8

[ShayneRarma]

LOL best write up this year by a long shot!

I wish you had submitted the minimum 2 articles to get the one of the 'pay 2 rite' jobs on sc2sea. You would have gotten Hunghimself-burgers job fow shaw!!

Top stuff Wally, keep it up! 9/10.

(10/10 would require better formatting, and some shit colours like the other 'pay 2 rite' people used.

[syfRize]

Originally Posted by fray`Wally

Soul, sc2sea's resident 'should be gm if the leagues weren't broken' player, also commented with his clever word player such as 'Fullretard' and 'SwarmSHATON'. Utterly hilarious and I found myself literally Loling.

Sometimes I just don't know how I'm so brilliant man.



8/8 battle report, i'm keen to see another writeup! quality stuff!

[Pox]

Great writeup! Sadly I missed all the games due to my brain going on strike when I tried watching, but this was almost as good as the real thing.

[Seffy]

Quick Comments

	mGGNemesis:	wow HD?!
	Stallion:	^ this

[x5.RunaMoK]

wow the hd is real :O

[syfChadMann]

Both look like great candidates for KID.

Great opportunity, I look forward to seeing these guys being relevant in the future or joining a diamond team.

[|Erasmus|]

Originally Posted by fray`ChadMann

Both look like great candidates for KID.

Great opportunity, I look forward to seeing these guys being ir relevant in the future or joining a diamond team.

ftfy buddy

[Stallion]

Originally Posted by fray`ChadMann

Both look like great candidates for KID.

Great opportunity, I look forward to seeing these guys being relevant in the future or joining a diamond team.

Why on earth are there diamond teams?

[Fullmetal]

Originally Posted by Stallion

Why on earth are there diamond teams?

A better question would be why are there any non proffessional teams in a 1V1 GAME at all?

Quick Comments

	syfRize:	i cant even
	eCKoa`ProzeR:	My brain is confused
	mGGSlayer:	wat
	syfIce:	errr isnt that what we are?
	ThatGuyDoMo:	dat edit doe
	syfChase:	I think its sarcasm guys
	x5.JevyN:	hes tolling lmao....
	uJeanZ:	: ^)

[ThatGuyDoMo]

Hayden's opinions are his own and not representative of Kid or our sponsors (Though they are in this case).

[Swarmstika]

hip hip hooray for me

[syfChase]

this is the one thread where im glad i didnt show up in control + f chase

[Elusory]

What the hell seffy I think it's my first time seeing a 60fps .gif

Quick Comments

DarKcS:

.webm

[Seffy]

Originally Posted by Elusory

What the hell seffy I think it's my first time seeing a 60fps .gif

And it's glorious.

Quick Comments

	SLCN.Wally:	yeah me too, pretty great
	syfRize:	me third, i enjoyed it/10