[inFeZa]

Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you

Retirement Home

Retirement Home is a new Heroes of the storm team featuring the greatest from the SEA region who have retired in the past couple of years. I Phil 'inFeZa' Bertino will be quitting observing and undertaking the role of Chief CEO of Operations and Owner, manager & entrepreneur.

The team:

Captain: RH.Light

Light was the best protoss to ever bless the SEA region, killing countless zergs with disgusting all in strategies and plays that did not make sense. Now he is here to collect dubloons and merc camps in RH.

"First I played protoss, but that was too easy, then I found LoL but that was even easier, so I wanted to play an easier game, thats why I chose to be a Heroes pro." - Light 2014.

Blazer: RH.YoonYJ

Yoon was known for his blazing performance in Starcraft II, now it's time for him to light up some sick MLG plays on the battlefield.
"Dude, I was totally gonna just quit and go to uni or something, and then Heroes came out, so I was at home blazing it one night with a cheeseburger and inFeZa contacted me with an opportunity to play in the big leagues, we negotiated a $420 contract and it worked out" - YoonYJ 2014

Slammer: RH.Tgun

Tgun was known for his nail biting and fist pumping games, and now after Tgun gave up listening to orders from 12 year olds during his professional LoL career, he has decided to join us at RH.
"I think if we all put our heads together and fist bump in the air a lot we can really get pumped up to win a lot of games and possibly future MLGs." - Tgun 2014

Silent Killer: RH.MaFia

MaFia was a powerhouse in his Starcraft II Career, even going up to 201/200 supply in just drones, spines & sporecrawlers and still winning ladder games. He will be an exceptional way to fund the team through his poker skills.
"We really can pull it out together, if we work as a team and just make dro-... farm cree-.. complete objectives we can get a great level advantage and become a strong team" - MaFia 2014

Chi$eled Jawline: RH.Pinder

Once you look into Pinder's Jawline, there's no escaping the stun and the pummeling to follow. With Pinder on the team, the whole team must wear goggles to protect themselves from his devilishly handsome jawline.
"Sometimes when I get tilted, I just look in the mirror and it reminds me that I'm always better than my opponent in every way. One time I even crashed google while searching for an image of myself." - Pinder 2014

Coach: RH.EdgE

This guy's avatar on sc2sea.com has a Captain's hat, so we how can we not trust the guy. We really liked the hat so we took him on board as our coach. We're confident that EdgE will lead the team to victory and co-ordinate the plays needed to dominate the enemy team.
"I didn't even want the hat, I told inFeZa that it's not even my idea, but he insisted I become coach." EdgE 2014.

There you have it guys. We look forward to bring Australian eSports closer to home as we dominate our way to victory once the game ever leaves Alpha stage.

[SLCN.Wally]

Originally Posted by inFeZa

"First I played protoss, but that was too easy, then I found LoL but that was even easier, so I wanted to play an easier game, thats why I chose to be a Heroes pro." - Light 2014.

haha best bit

[iM tgun]

Fist pumping will lead us to victory, of that there is no doubt.

[BAD.BiGbiRd]

Glorious indeed

[Baldie]

Light's facial expression is appropriate to the level of intensity heros provides and requires.

[uJeanZ]

haha loving these April Fools shenanigans

[fur]

Who?

10 char.

[Elusory]

Originally Posted by inFeZa

"I think if we all put our heads together and fist bump in the air a lot we can really get pumped up to win a lot of games and possibly future MLGs." - Tgun 2014

Fist bump everyday in D3 finding legendaries ftw

[eCKoa`ProzeR]

el oh el