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tier list of people worse than me playing in valencia quals

asdfSchnitzel — Tue, 12 Jun 2018 06:09:58

FEATURING ME POSTING ON MOST ALIVE SITE UNLIKE RYAN SELLOUT JONES

10) JerryToT
If the one true king decides to show up all of y'all are royally fucked, only ranked this low because he's a benevolent overlord who wants to keep your self confidence high
9) Crug's combat shields
for fucks sake
8) iaguz's alarm clock
50/50 chance that this shows up for this qualifier, but if it does ranking rises
7) pox's maths thesis
how can you defend against 6rax of reapers if you're too busy trying to... [Read More]

Stzel's St Predictions for WCS

eCKo`Schnitzel — Fri, 15 Apr 2016 06:44:22

Mainly to hold off lurker status lets go

Petraeus 2-1 Demi

Mackenzie is a literal based god so even though he hasn't been playing a ton I'm sure he's gonna win the series, but zvz is super weird so i'll give demi a game. Also demi is pretty swell too so im sure he'll do well in lower bracket anyway

PSiArc 0-2 Enderr

While PSiArc is literally #1 nice sea I'm sure, Enderr is just insane, and good. Not insanely good, just literally insane - I had no idea what's going on in half of the... [Read More]

The Day I have dreamed of has finally come

ToRSchnitzel — Fri, 5 Oct 2012 09:54:00

iGmiGmiGmiGmiGmiGmiGmiGmiGmiGmiGmiGmiGmiGmiGmiGm

The youtube video is literally the story of my Starcraft 2 life ;)

Obligitory Shoutouts:

Nick (Spartaz) and Flamga: For being awesome, and not letting me give up, as well as dealing with me raging ;)
DanO: For being good and helping me with pvt
Spook: For being the Ex-Team ToR Mascot and best stream rager (<3)
Stallion and Delete: Helping me get gosu pvp ;;
Petraeus: Even though you go mutas everytime against me (I... [Read More]

Schnitzel doesn't like mutas

ToRSchnitzel — Fri, 17 Aug 2012 23:42:24

Schnitzel wishes mutas didn't exist, so Schnitzel could actually win a pvz... [Read More]

Eternal Happiness

ToRSchnitzel — Tue, 31 Jul 2012 10:37:41