RULES:
1) Every reply to this thread must contain a joke of some sort - whether its a story joke, wordplay, riddle, etc. If you don't have a joke but really want to comment on sth, use Rep!
2) Try to keep it clean (avoid race/explicit/personal jokes)
3) Have fun!
4) if you have alot of things to say other than your joke, bold your joke so people can find it easily.
5) Keep it to one joke per post, so this thread lasts forever
To kick things off:
Did you hear about the movie called Constipation?
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It's not out yet.
Last edited by crAzerk; Thu, 10th-Nov-2011 at 2:28 AM.
What did the constipated mathematician do? - He worked it out with a pencil.
Why do constipated people do whatever they want? - They don't give a crap.
A man was constipated, so he decided to go to the doctor.
The doctor examined him and explained, "I'm going to give you some suppositories. I'll insert one now, and then I'll give you another one for later this evening."
Later that evening, the man asks has his wife to insert the suppository.
She agrees reluctantly, then puts one hand on his shoulder and inserts the suppository.
Suddenly, her husband freaks out "Aahhhhh!"
"What's wrong? Did I hurt you?" she asks.
"No... I just realised that the doctor had both his hands on my shoulders!"
Q: What is the most erotic number?
A: 2110593!
Q: Why?
A: When 2 are 1 and don't pay a10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3...
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Azz had a chance at this one point in the game where he had a nexus and 6 probes. But he found a way to **** it up from there 3 times in a row - Iaguz
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