Farmer Crazerk has 4 haystacks in Field A and farmer Zanderax has 5 haystacks in Field B. Farmer crazerk decides to steal zanderax's haystacks and combine them together with his in Field C. How many haystacks does he have now?
A farmer had a basket of eggs for sale. 3 men bought from him. The first man asked for half his eggs and half an egg more. The second man also bought half the farmer's eggs, and half an egg more. The last man did likewise. The farmer sold all his eggs without breaking a single egg. How many eggs did he sell?
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Q. What do you call an Afghan virgin?
A. Never Bin Laid On
Q. A blonde and a brunette that are the same height and weight fell off a 20-story building at the same time, who hit the ground first?
A. The brunette because the blonde had to stop and ask for directions
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Last edited by ToRDeathsFang; Fri, 11th-Nov-2011 at 4:36 PM.
Q. What do you call an Afghan virgin?
A. Mever Bin Laid On
I think you mean NEVER Bin Laid On.
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Q. A blonde and a brunette that are the same height and weight fell off a 20-story building at the same time, who hit the ground first?
A. The blonde because she had to stop and ask for directions(
Farmer Crazerk has 4 haystacks in Field A and farmer Zanderax has 5 haystacks in Field B. Farmer crazerk decides to steal zanderax's haystacks and combine them together with his in Field C. How many haystacks does he have now?
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