Last year, with the Terrans in SEA being so bad and being unable to beat Zerg (Like seriously, one of the Terran wins was from a Zerg off racing as a Terran, and the other from a Mech Terran), Protoss finished in second place…
Therefore I would like to propose some solutions to our predicament.
Protoss is the hardest race. Because of this, there are not many players in SEA capable of being able to wield it to a high level. If we have any chance of beating the imbalanced Zerg, we need some buffs. Therefore, The mothership core should also be able to jump, and in fact double jump that also gives a speed boost, so that our rocket league skills will translate into sc2 skills. The Mothership Core should also be able to cast photon overcharge on units, adepts in particular, so that they finally become balanced and Protoss has a chance in LOTV. The duration should also be increased to 333 seconds so that we can hold the bullshit that other races throw at us.
And yes, the other races have easy and bullshit units. Who thought adding an AoE Zerg unit that is invisible and outranges all Protoss ground units would be a good idea? Who thought adding a broken and smooth transition for ling roach would be a good idea? However, our units are not bullshit. Because they are so bad, we have to rely on our superior map editing skills and one click defences. We wouldn’t have maps like Dust 2 if the other races were balanced and respected our skill. They say we just all in, but in reality they can’t handle our superior timing based plays.
As the 2015 Race Wars begin, Protoss will once again be fielding a team. We are looking for a 3v3 rocket league team and 5v5 CSGO team (Please only netdecking tryhards for this one) to crush the other races.
Oh and also 12 players to play in the PvZ and PvT matches.
Just like the archon destroyed the ultralisk...
Protoss will be victorious! POWER OVERWHELMING
It is said that if you know your enemies and know yourself, you will not be imperiled in a hundred battles; if you do not know your enemies but do know yourself, you will win one and lose one; if you do not know your enemies nor yourself, you will be imperiled in every single battle.
Sun Tzu 孫子
"If storm finishes I survive, otherwise terran is op" xGKingDelete 2012
hi, i'd like to apply for a position as a timing based protoss player with solid macro mechanics and decision making
i think, as the best south australian player (out of more than 6 people i promise) i would be an invaluable addition to your team of skilled players and rocketleague pros
hi im just some scrub tosser always up for a good time aha im a solid crab at rocket league and cs:go i feel my skills would be replaceable but hey pick me coz im 2kwl4skwl
Sign me up, I'm all about the motivational pep talks such as 'do better' and 'don't f*ck it up'. I think I would make a valuable asset to this team provided I don't actually have to play.
I hereby volunteer my service as both a Rocket League and CS:GO carry. I have saved my team numerous times in Rocket League from Chases's **** ups and hold the record for most bullets to miss a person in 10 seconds in CS:GO. I believe these credentials fully qualify me for a place on both teams.
As for the Protoss team, i suppose i can play in that too, but if it conflicts with the Rocket League matches then RIP
Also I promise to lose as many Adepts as possible should I be sent for the Archon match.
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Would like to point out in the LotV cinematic that the archon died too. It was a tie, which is the best you bunch of noobs can hope for.
It was not a tie, the archon won overall because he allowed the pylon to finish. Just because something dies, doesn't mean it has lost. You zergs might not understand the concept of sacrifice with your imbalanced 8 armour invincible broken ultralisks, but us Protoss know...
Protoss is the hardest race. Because of this, there are not many players in SEA capable of being able to wield it to a high level. If we have any chance of beating the imbalanced Zerg, we need some buffs. Therefore, The mothership core should also be able to jump, and in fact double jump that also gives a speed boost, so that our rocket league skills will translate into sc2 skills.
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