You can try to ignore the facts, but facts are facts. The fact I speak of is the fact that THE OTHER RACES ARE BULLSHIT, and that's a fact.
Some evidence our scientists have collected:
BLINK STALKERS ARE BULLSHIT
FORCEFIELDS ARE BULLSHIT
NEXUS CANNONS ARE BULLSHIT
STORM IS BULLSHIT
ADEPTS ARE BULLSHIT
WIDOW MINES ARE BULLSHIT
HELLBATS ARE BULLSHIT
COMBINED UPGRADES ARE BULLSHIT
LIBERATORS ARE BULLSHIT
TANK DROPS ARE BULLSHIT
It's going to be the hardest year yet. Our numbers may be as strong as ever, but bullshit levels are at an all-time high. If you don't want to let the 1% pull some bullshit, sign up below.
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Xcellent candidate for this team.
Always I have played the zerg race,
Never straying from the swarm.
Do you know what that means?
Herein, I will make my application for this team.
I am the highest ranked New Zealand player on the NA server currently. (Means a lot, trust me)
So you should accept me 100%.
No glancing at my KR rank please,
As I can't play there due to stupid ping.
Maybe I spend too much time talking in skype and not playing,
Even still, I feel happy with my improvement at the moment.
I am keen to be involved in race wars,
So accept me to the damn team.
Just wanted to say
On record:
How much I'd enjoy being a part of this team,
No lies.
Could you please consider me?
Even though I'm not as good as some other candidates.
Nor am I even able to play KR to practice, but I will try hard to win my games..
And you can be sure of that.
I was not dedicated enough to play in the Captain's tournament but I assure you that I will be dedicated enough to fight for you here. At ACL I used the power of having no regrets in order to make banes and kill stuff, even unfortunately other Zerg players. But this time there is no fighting between brothers here and I can turn my attention to washing away the plague that is the inferior races.
I am a 2x Race Wars Champion and I will be glad to help the swarm achieve #3. Last Race Wars I beat danO. How many other people beat danO in Race Wars 2014? Nobody.
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The Transformer Zerg, Jadron Burgerman @Soundwave
I think I'd be a good addition to our team. If we win, they'll never hear the end of it.
and
If we lose, it won't be our fault and I'll make sure that they know exactly what units won them the games.
Not someone that is very good at ZvP or really ZvT - so I'm probably not much use for this.
Even though, I can give it my best shot!
Very excited to see how the matches go, I'm sure the swarm will overcome all!!
Everyone in SEA is a Zerg so we should have a good depth to our line up.
Really expecting the protoss to come out firing, but there are no good terrans in SEA..
Get practicing lads we must destroy the terran and protoss scum!!
Onwards to victory we must push!
In pieces will we leave our enemies
No mercy shall be shown!
Good games we will show.
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