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What do you call birdpoo on top of a church?
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Holy sh!t!
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What do religious veggies say when they are in trouble?
Gourd save us
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Thu, 10th-Nov-2011, 4:47 PM
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What's the US President's name in 1975?
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Thu, 10th-Nov-2011, 4:49 PM
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What's the US President's name in 1975?
Gerald R. Ford
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Why does Beyonce sings "To the left, to the left"
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Because black people have no rights
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Thu, 10th-Nov-2011, 5:26 PM
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What's the US President's name in 1975?
It was still Barack Obama.
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Thu, 10th-Nov-2011, 5:31 PM
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Gus Ledesma
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Why are pirates called pirates?
because they ARRRRGGGGHHHHH!
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Thu, 10th-Nov-2011, 5:45 PM
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What do you call a sheep
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Thu, 10th-Nov-2011, 6:30 PM
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Heisenberg and Schrödinger were driving in a car when a police officer pulled them over.
"Do you know how fast you were going" Said the police officer
"No" replied Heisenberg "but I can tell you exactly where I was"
The officer thinks this peculiar answer is grounds for a search, he opens the trunk to find a dead cat.
"Do you know you have a dead cat in your trunk" says the officer
Schrödinger replies "Well I do now!"
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Thu, 10th-Nov-2011, 6:36 PM
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It was still Barack Obama.
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Which sentence in English is correct?
Option 1: the egg yolk is white
Option 2: the egg yolk are white
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Egg yolks are yellow
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Thu, 10th-Nov-2011, 6:43 PM
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Nerdy pick up lines:
I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curve
You had me at “Hello World.” (Programmers get this one)
Excuse me, you just made my floppy disk a hard drive!
This is the only one that actually works
Hey does this smell like chloroform?
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i feel bad that i get the second one =(
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Thu, 10th-Nov-2011, 6:48 PM
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What did the pirate say when he got his steering wheel stuck down his pants?
"Arrr, it's driving me nuts"
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Thu, 10th-Nov-2011, 6:50 PM
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light-bulb?
Fish...
How many phycologists does it take to change a light-bulb?
Only one but it has to want to change
How many Dragonball Z charaters does it take to change a light-bulb?
Only one but it going to take about 6 episodes
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Thu, 10th-Nov-2011, 6:51 PM
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Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool
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Thu, 10th-Nov-2011, 6:56 PM
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What is the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
One goes, wack "damn" and the other goes "damn" wack
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Thu, 10th-Nov-2011, 7:00 PM
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What'd the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
Beer nuts cost a dollar fifty and Deer nuts are under a Buck
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Thu, 10th-Nov-2011, 7:02 PM
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A Baby Seal walks into a club
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Thu, 10th-Nov-2011, 7:04 PM
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How do you get an 80 year old woman to say F!@#?
You get another 80 year old woman next to her to yell "Bingo"
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Thu, 10th-Nov-2011, 7:08 PM
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A chicken and a Duck are standing on the side of a road and the Chicken says
"Don't bother mate, you'll never hear the end of it"
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