Dashing Donkeys is a new pro team based in Australia, although our focus is on the SEA/ANZ region - we're dedicated to importing as much international talent as possible. One of our main rules is NO TERRANS - as we all know, players are vastly inferior to the other race's players, but are held afloat by a terrible balance team at Blizzard and a multitude of broken units in need of nerfing to balance the race. Once Blizzard finally fix the race, the players will all fall into their rightful place - complete obscurity and irrelevance, when this happens our and heroes will take their Code S paychecks straight to the bank.
Rize - Leader/Master/Ringleader/Circlejerk overseer of the team, Rize brings 3 integral things to the table; 1) Impeccable macro play and mechanics. 2) Plays Protoss 3) Protoss has immortals
WhiteLuxury - Clan war ace of the team. If we were somehow losing a clan war/teamleague match,
Mr. Frazwah could simply "outskill" his opponents in every single way to deliver an ez victory.
Soundwave - Fresh out of retirement, the best Z in Canberra joins our ranks. While it's true that he recently retired,
he came back once he heard that you can actually put banelings in speed-overlords on hatchery tech.
Firecake - The first international import on the team,
a solid player that will be useful in dragging out games in the case one of our players are 2-3 hours late for clan war games/teamleague matches.
If you're not from SEA/ANZ and you're interested in joining - chuck a couple bucks my way via paypal, thanks. (csgoskinsfund@gmail.com)
It is said that if you know your enemies and know yourself, you will not be imperiled in a hundred battles; if you do not know your enemies but do know yourself, you will win one and lose one; if you do not know your enemies nor yourself, you will be imperiled in every single battle.
Sun Tzu 孫子
"If storm finishes I survive, otherwise terran is op" xGKingDelete 2012
I personally feel this post is rather of poor taste. It is obviously a spinoff (non serious/trollish/joke whatever u call it) of another more serious thread... mentions names as part of the roster which I dont feel comfortable at all. Whiteluxury has one of the worst reputations on sc2sea and those who remember the past will remember who and how he was like.
Soundwave might laugh it off but as part of this entire thread, idk.. I just feel rather uncomfortable with the silent implications of the thread. *yes I know u will say it's not serious! a joke etc*
That's my 2-cents anyway.
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"and we'll invest more on Bots, as our first Trial bot, the 'NemBotElie' was a huge success, organising tournaments and being part of the Council of mGG. But there are a few bugs in which the bot cannot go past the skill level of a Platinum Protoss." - PaRAnorMaL
I kind of agree with Nem about Whiteluxury but for a different reason. He was some 15 year old le epik trel xd script kiddie turd who literally just wanted attention and by even mentioning his name you're ensuring the disgusting piece of shit gets what he wants.
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The Transformer Zerg, Jadron Burgerman @Soundwave
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