i got the idea to do this because a few people have done it/talked about it lately, and knowing my opinion on the matter is un-biased and 100% factually accurate, i present:
Rize's (totally not biased) Top 5 SEA Players Power Rankings
1. syf`Crimson
Crimson, or Uncle Ben as he's called by some, is number one because his magical abilities with a deck of cards is unparalleled, and his ability to have shit internet for 364/365 days of the year is something I never thought possible. Despite all these magical abilities taking up most of his time, he's still pretty okay and sitting in Platinum league on NA. (love u ben)
2. syf`Pox
Known as 'the reaper guy' by us SEA people and NA players who are forced onto Aus server, this user of KD8 balance grenades is a top bloke and serious contender for patchterran of the year, watch out for this one.
3. syf`Rize
I'm really good and stuff, also I only lose because of lag, thanks.
4. syf`Mightydav
When not working 25 hours a day, having a gf, or playing LoL and PokemonGo at the same time - Dav's usually asleep, thus deserving of #4 spot for his efforts.
5. syf`Myuu / syf`Chase
Myuu juggles playing in world-class DotA 2 tournaments and sc2 pretty well (like 9:1 play ratio), so yeah, he's 5th I guess.
Chase ties 5th only because he's undergoing his surgery (or, as we all know, his secret transformation into robocop) and hasn't been playing much.
There you guys go, completely unbiased power rankings for the top 5 SEA players.
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