How to become a based god of SEACraft Twitch Chat 101
aka 'What is pun? Phil0 don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more'
Never4get the puns, Kappa
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Osiris97: is this fantasy ?
Fyfline: nope. real life
Truegambleinc: or is it reality?
Ozcrescendo: Easy come, easy go, will you let me go
Fyfline: all those korean player names
Fyfline: :'D
Axs_soul: Nal_rA #1
Truegambleinc: i was stop hoping for that @ozcrescendo
Ozcrescendo: Losira NO, I will not let you go
Fyfline: they just open a dictionary and take a random word
Truegambleinc: so*
Th3ace223: can we go back to singing Bohemian Rhapsody please
Ozcrescendo: I'm just a small zerg from a small hatchery
Axs_soul: I'm KeeN to find out who played the BeSt tonight.
Truegambleinc: @ozcrescendo gonna make me youtube the song in a sec
Ozcrescendo: I just want to know who comes First
Axs_soul: what about who comes Last?
Ozcrescendo: Well, who cares? We will be parting ways with them =D
Truegambleinc: damn cannon rushes
Ozcrescendo: There is never a wrong time to watch Queen @Truegambleinc
Dotsc2: wow dirty protoss
Ozcrescendo: Blysk is going full Has here
Truegambleinc: gg that's some bs
Axs_soul: he Has Heart
Ozcrescendo: Ahahaha Crank it up Soul
Sleepycod:
Axs_soul: this msc has to be a herO
Ozcrescendo: Only if it has enough MaNa
Axs_soul: nevermind, the threat was an Illusion
Axs_soul: everyone's stopped chatting, i'm getting a weird ViBE....
Ozcrescendo: Someone needs to give the emergency signal: s0s
Fyfline: i'm here
Fyfline: but i also play HS
Axs_soul: they should send out that sOs on a Balloon
Ozcrescendo: Balloon might be a bit too billowy
Jevynslayer: i r8 8/8
Axs_soul: It'll be fine, it's swift like the god Apollo
Th3ace223: JevynSlayer, thats g8 m8
Phil0s0pher: Apollo is a swift caster
Phil0s0pher: thats for sure
Truegambleinc: Okay Bohemian Rhapsody is done. what i miss?
Ozcrescendo: I hope BLysk doesn't Rain on my parade. I'd lose my Zest for Life
Axs_soul: just a Classic pvz
Fyfline: Real Life? Fantasy?
Ozcrescendo: Oh Dear
Truegambleinc: I'm in a real life fantasy
Axs_soul: ok that's too far, you're supposed to keep it Super simple mate
Ozcrescendo: So SoO me
Axs_soul: no need for any sort of Innovation
Jevynslayer: blysk did this to me (cannon x2 oracle)
Jevynslayer: but, I was dead way b4 this
Ozcrescendo: Time for you to bounce. BoongBoong. Like so.
Axs_soul: Your puns are suddenly getting worse, almost so fast it's a Flash
Axs_soul: but i have Patience
Truegambleinc: this game is a freaking extended cliff hanger
Axs_soul: you'll one day find a Cure for this
Ozcrescendo: Kingk0ng is making an Impact
Axs_soul: and you'll be Happy
Axs_soul: nah there's your MajOr problem
Dotsc2: yeah noi!
Dotsc2: boi*
Ozcrescendo: I think I need a drink. I'll add whisky to my Nestea
Axs_soul: someone might spike it.. don't fall for a Trap man
Axs_soul: unless you pour the drink yourself, then you're Golden
Sheezle: True dat
Ozcrescendo: I think Blysk wants Kingk0ng to meet his Creator
Truegambleinc: that sounds amazing @ozcrescendo. make out a double for me, I'm on the way to work
Ozcrescendo: Don't fear for me Soul, I am a Genius
Axs_soul: nah kingkong looks pretty aLive right now
Ozcrescendo: Well, he is fighting for Oz pride
Axs_soul: then why does he Hack?
Axs_soul: unless he just gets really Lucky
Phil0s0pher: You guys need to stop before I ban you.
Ozcrescendo: I am seeing some Grubby play from Blysk. I think Kingk0ng needs a Sniper
Axs_soul: you forgot the "" philo
Osiris97: not doing any harm
Axs_soul: we're having fun, no one else is doing shit
Ozcrescendo:
Axs_soul: what the actual **** mate
You are banned from talking in seacrafttv for 592 more seconds.
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Love you Phil0
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Re: Crescendo got Soul in SEACraft: sent to the Punitentiary
TBH I'm not quite sure what happened... Can you do a TL;DR summary at the end? Paragraphing could be nice as well. I'm curious what happened. All I know it is SouL related.
EDIT : Ok I read the ending bits... pun related statements to the point of probably not being pleasant?
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Re: Crescendo got Soul in SEACraft: sent to the Punitentiary
TL;DR - There were puns.
(In case of confusion: this is all in light-hearted whimsy. There is no drama to be found here. Just a record of a fun moment in SEACraft Twitch Chat )
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Re: Crescendo got Soul in SEACraft: sent to the Punitentiary
Tonight has got to be one of the funnest SEACrafts to date. It was a struggle to not laugh my ass off the whole time. No one was Incontrol of the puns and the chat was crack up, not to even mention the weird games we saw tonight.
Re: Crescendo got Soul in SEACraft: sent to the Punitentiary
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Originally Posted by Metalcore
Tonight has got to be one of the funnest SEACrafts to date. It was a struggle to not laugh my ass off the whole time. No one was Incontrol of the puns and the chat was crack up, not to even mention the weird games we saw tonight.
That first game between Blysk and Kingk0ng though. XD
You know, standard Proxy Hatch to block natural while taking gold, countered by the typical cannon rush to gold. Except KK held until the game stabilised into Skyzerg v Stalker Collossi.
One of the funniest base-races I've seen since that infamous time when Carriers ran out of juice and drones danced with a zealot in a forest of spores.
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Re: Crescendo got Soul in SEACraft: sent to the Punitentiary
I'm a terran player, and i have learnt a fair bit about standard protoss and zerg through casting, but games like that leave me flabbergasted. It's hard to cast games and keep talking when you your self have very little idea whats actually going on lol. However i always hope things are entertaining as hell
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