I challenge SLCN Sports to a handicap match. Both players must play with 700ms, on wobbly tables, against protoss (as Zerg), with a new keyboard, while tired and hungry, and after 'not practising' for months, with glare in their eyes & after recently switching to a new hotkey setup.
Can we sub in Jared "SpotifyPlaylist" Krensel? All our players are either tired, hungry, at uni, or protoss. The aforementioned legend has the most experience with the conditions listed in the OP and I think would perform admirably under the conditions.
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